Sedition·com

Sedition·com archived dailies

08/14/2001 – 11/18/2006

Why I hate Barnaby (Jones)
08/14/2001Barnaby’s name is not Jones. It’s not something I can repeat because, perhaps finally, the Law is there. And though I hate...

Sleep is for pussies
08/23/2001“Sleep is for pussies,” is a remarkably strange thing to say, don’t you agree? It’s either nonsensical: Do they really sleep more...

A ton of bricks isn’t half enough
11/24/2001“Where were you when you heard on September 11th?” That’s what people will ask. They won’t include the year. Not in our...

Hidden fees
12/08/2001I’ve always known the cost of lies. It’s been 17 years since the first time my emotions were dragged through Hell’s sewer...

Not sleepy
12/17/2001It’s one of those nights where I don’t mind a bit. I don’t mind a thing. I made a mistake. And in...

The stiff neck
12/18/2001To get a true appreciation for just how many and how complicated your muscles are, it takes seeing someone skinned alive. It’s...

Instead of writing to my friends
01/05/2002A somewhat expensive Christmas present I bought for my best friend 2 years ago still sits in the garage. A close friend...

Recapitulation
01/16/2002I dreamed that a woman in armor sent two children in same to kill me with swords. I also had a sword....

Anais Nin was about as bright as you’d expect
01/19/2002She said, “Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage.” Courage can be confused with a shortage of self-respect by those...

I’Chon, South Korea
02/08/2002I miss Korea tonight so much. I know it’s just the CD that’s playing that was always playing as I was preparing...

Bobby Fischer and his horse
02/24/2002Bobby Fischer is probably not as well known to young Americans as the movie which used his name, “Searching for Bobby Fischer.”...

40 acres and a ploughshare
03/07/2002These passages from Matthew are familiar to you. 5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets:...

How many years old she’d be this year I couldn’t tell you
03/09/2002That’s one more kid, that’ll never go to school / Never get to fall in love, never get to be cool –Neil...

Not always for show
03/10/2002I want to tell you about something that happened yesterday. It actually happened well over 10 years ago, which I mention purely...

Dear Halle Berry,
04/03/2002I don’t want to jump in just because someone called, “Jump in!” But I did want to ask you if you ever...

My grandmother died last year
04/18/2002This is a picture from Christmas six months before Star Wars came out. My grandmother is the lady, obviously. The kids are...

Chelsea Clinton
05/08/2002There is a headline that Reuters is running on a story right now that goes: “Vanity Fair Sees Chelsea Transformed to Sex...

I don’t know
05/22/2002Your regular? Found two red-tailed hawk feathers in the yard. That’s just the kind of yard we have. Pat would really like...

Not to dwell but since it came up
07/11/2002One of the worst nights of my life was spent in Hong Kong. Probably you have already formed an idea of what...

The Oldies
07/22/2002I have a theory. We don’t pay enough attention to the oldies. That’s my theory. As always, I am prepared to back...

The one that got away
07/25/2002There was this girl who lived in the same college dorm I did. It was Hokona. She was on the girls’ side,...

What I said about his sister
07/27/2002I called his sister a whore and we more or less stopped being friends that day. It hurt his feelings quite badly,...

Mme Thierry Meyssan
09/02/2002Thierry Meyssan is a French author. Meyssan wrote a book. I don’t know what to say. I know I tried to not...

As bad as it was
09/11/2002I don’t know if you’re gonna be crying today, or fuming, or thinking what’s the big deal, or looking cross-eyed at that...

You’re not as well liked as you think, Tim
09/12/2002In Korea after nearly a year of teaching English and many months of close calls with Tim it finally got ugly. The...

Elizabeth Rangel and I would have been very close
10/06/2002A 13 year-old shot herself in the head with a 9mm pistol yesterday in front of her friends after giving her favored...

I met the Anti-Christ and I made him a nice box
10/24/2002I changed jobs at ******.*** not so long ago. Now I’m doing straight design and almost no programming. Doing design again after...

I’m sorry, Jeri Ryan is a dumb bitch
11/02/2002Okay, I can take Martin Sheen having political opinions b/c he’s not the President but he plays one on TV. I can...

Ann Coulter, spectacular cunt
11/16/2002By “spectacular” I don’t mean fantastic, clean, gorgeous or well-oiled. I mean it literally. A spectacle. A car wreck. An international caliber...

Okay, all kidding aside
11/22/2002Nigeria is the cradle of black African civilization. At the same time the Picts and Brits were buggering each other in the...

Microsoft is not long for this world
11/26/2002I have a friend who is a senior consultant at Microsoft. We swap corporate gossip because I’m a current nobody at… not...

Embarrassed to pieces
12/04/2002I embarrassed myself recently by posting a little thing which had nothing to do with anything that matters. It was neither absurd,...

You forgot this too
12/10/2002Anti-semitism means anti-arab too. I wish to lowercase-g-god that you would spend just an hour a week with a dictionary or a...

Upon seeing some young soldier on TV yelling, “Hi, mom!”
12/22/2002I’ve never seen anything quite as sad and depressing as that. As seeing some young soldier on TV yelling, “Hi, mom!” Jesus,...

New Year’s 2003
01/04/2003I’m not doing it for some purple dinosaur in the sky or some bearded peacenik Nazarene. I’m doing it because it makes...

I wish people would do the right thing and be nicer
01/13/2003I’m going to say something a lot of you may have thought but wouldn’t admit it or didn’t know what the feeling...

PDRK
01/14/2003Someone in North Korea recently made a poster that wasn’t very nice. It showed missiles destroying the Capitol. We were talking about...

Bring back the oldies to Pakistan—or—What’s fair is fair
01/21/2003Cocksucker is an insult that was terribly popular when I was very young. I remember how much I hated to hear the...

On how others see me
01/29/2003I cannot possibly imagine a more uninteresting subject. I simply must stop letting the hired help put suggestions in the topic jar.

I’m positive you missed the point
01/30/2003If one thing is wrong, this does not make its apparent opposite right. There are no linear scales in the physical world...

One More Astronaut
02/01/2003One more astronaut in Black skin of universe One more traveling man with Heavy tired eyes, feeling cold Feeling cold Thinking around...

Advice to the corporate acolyte
02/07/2003Upon entering the world of corporate America there is only a single piece of advice I feel every initiate should be given...

Every 8 year old Singaporean Chinese girl is smarter than you are
02/26/2003I’ve lived with lots of people. There’s only one I never got into a fight with. I’ve even avoided gun play with...

My Lai versus the world
02/27/2003In 1968 many bad things were happening in the world. Many more than today, by volume and weight. In March of that...

Another anniversary that makes me mean
03/08/2003I want you to ask yourself something. If all the people that know how to do things (like grow food, build houses,...

Peaceniks stupid, accidentally correct
03/17/2003majenta is actually the right place for this but what are you gonna do? When a suspected felon is surrounded by cops...

Return of the dumb bitch: chapter Bonnie Hammer
03/21/2003No one is going remember in 10 years that Sci Fi made a little extra money in the 2004 season. Knowing how...

Would you please learn something
03/25/2003I don’t like George Bush. Either of them. The senior said in effect that only Christians should be allowed to be US...

That cost we were discussing
03/29/2003As I already wrote, I’m against the current conflict in Iraq even though. And I know Hussein is a bad man. I...

Speaking of risks and gambling on the future
04/03/2003Here’s a pop-quiz: How many Americans did Iraqis kill last year? Zero. How many Americans did peanuts and lobsters kill that same...

The last exchange with the copier repair guy from Arkansas
04/10/2003One afternoon in ’Burque betwixt the churning Konica 7090s someone brought up one Ms. Taos First-Time. I admit that even several years...

Six sets of my suicide note, please
04/11/2003If you start your own copy shop, do not undercut Kinkos. Cheap copy shops attract the kind of customers that cost a...

She should know what really happened
04/19/2003Danielle is a gorgeous, intelligent and kind young lady from Taos. Not like you nobodies née New York. We all called her...

A homophobic, baby killing, suicidal Jew
04/23/2003The theory of evolution is not. It is fact. Gaps in the fossil record are no more relevant to its veracity than...

Happy Mother Fucker’s Day, Ted Winnen, you lobotomized prick
05/11/2003You shot the biggest, most amazing looking grizzly that’s probably walked the earth in 2,000 years. For a photo and bragging rights....

All or nothing
05/23/2003I graduated from highschool when I was a junior, sort of. That is to say, I had all the requirements and then...

Untitled reversal of fortune
05/24/2003From: such-and-such <so-and-so@monkeys-r-us.org> Date: Fri May 23, 2003 18:30:48 US/Pacific To: “Guy, That” <you-know-the-one@corporate-america.com> Subject: Re: RE: commie!?!?!? why i turned my...

Five years ago
06/17/2003I have had the same job for exactly five years. That’s not true, strictly. I have been employed at the same company...

Dear Son,
06/18/2003Hope things are great now that you’re a dad, just like me. Here’s some money even though you and your wife each...

Now the race is on
06/21/2003I used my drop slip yesterday. When my contractually obligated silence expires in a few months I may have some stories to...

Well, I do love cheese sandwiches
06/22/2003I have lapsed into the sloppiest style of essay. Practiced by most everyone who writes for the New York Times and of...

The managing editor
06/26/2003Soon after I changed jobs for the last time at the ’Zon my new manager walked up to my desk and the...

My missing execution: Custer’s rout
07/04/2003Some historians recently re-analyzed the battle of the Little Bighorn, usually known as Custer’s Last Stand. They decided to go about it...

2 August 1996, Milano, excerpt to Anna Cypra
07/06/2003I had dreams last night that I liked very much. Angels and Samurai—Seraphim and Ninja. “…How long has it been since we’ve...

Something a bit more about writers
07/07/2003I think you need to know something a bit more about writers than you do now. Good writers sell out everyone they...

How to be supportive, lesson one
07/19/2003My training class lasted one month. During which we were temp-to-hires. Presumably if we made the cut, we’d be permanent at-will employees....

Never take an IQ test
07/22/2003My thesis is: One should never take an IQ test. My supporting points are as follows. 1) They are culturally biased. After...

Test-tube babies
07/27/2003I admit it. I’m evil. Or right. Whatever. I can never keep the distinction. Test-tube babies Not test-tube baby

Questions for your blog, Vol. 1
07/30/20031. Do you truly deserve whatever educational credentials you hold (from a highschool diploma on up to degrees and certifications)? 2. Have...

Discussion questions for your Bible study group, Vol. 1
08/06/20031. When Jesus says he will kill children in Revelation 2:23, whose children is he talking about? 2. Why did God kill...

Discussion questions for your Bible study group, Vol. 2
08/13/20031. Do you feel bad when you disobey God? Why or why not? 2. The Bible says, “If a man lies with...

Letters from summercamp #4
08/14/2003North Korea vs US. In games of chicken the psycho wins. It’s that simple. Whoever is crazier will win or, best case,...

“Independence forever; Thomas Jefferson still survives”
08/17/2003I couldn’t verify the quote but someone is quoting Noam Chomsky as saying, “Violence is to dictatorship as propaganda is to democracy.”...

Speaking of being wrong
08/24/2003In the Fall of 1986, I think, I was in the Candyman in Santa Fe or maybe it was some shop in...

About that killing
09/06/2003Someone broke in the other night. Middle of the night. Mysteriously, I didn’t fumble getting my Hi-Power out of the gunsafe. The...

Americans are better at everything
09/11/2003I’ve got another one of those obscene points to make. Turned off the brain or you would’ve noticed already. Accept whatever you...

Customers who read [blank] also enjoy [blank]
09/12/2003Almost exactly five years ago I was writing apologies for Amazon.com 10-12 hours a day. Each week I was doing about 300...

Will Rahill was an excellent Dungeon Master
09/15/2003At 14 we were acting out some pretty horrible stuff in RPGs. It was okay if you were playing Chaotic Evil; but...

How to be an “asshole” online
09/17/2003I think that it’s appropriate “we” talk about what it takes to be an “asshole” online. When writing, working, or “speaking” to...

The last time we played chess I beat him
09/18/2003Life is not one bit fair. I wish you wouldn’t disagree so quickly. I can prove it. Apple stems and girls named...

Annual report
09/19/2003Greetings shareholders. Next week marks the fifth anniversary of Sedition·com. The front desk phone has been ringing off the hook. All the...

He was this close to Lee Harvey Oswald
09/21/2003“A Clean, Well-Lighted Place” is one one of my favorite stories. If you haven’t read it, you should. Besides “The Light of...

2STF/1/4:
11/19/2003That is my new reason for being. Angry. Being angry. I’m so mad, I can’t compose grammatical sentences. 2STF/1/4: is Apple Computer’s...

About the “author”
11/20/2003For the fifth anniversary I’m taking a page from the top 10 mistakes of web design and providing a bio. That is...

Like Us? Link Us
11/20/2003If you would like to link a button from your site to Sedition·com or the Devil’s Dictionary X™, we would certainly appreciate...

PBS Kids
11/21/2003In reply to the post of one Mr. A-Mixed-Race-Baby-Proves-I’m-Not-A-Gay-Racist-Doesn’t-It-Well-Doesn’t-It (oh, but I kid!) about the Nazionalista Public Radio network’s general programming—at least...

Dear Blog!
11/29/2003Nothing happened today but that won’t stop me from garnishing the world’s knowledge base with another parsley sprig! Isn’t it just fabulous...

Jobless rate hits realistic levels
11/30/2003Your job title—when you had a job—was Internet Marketing and Strategy Program Manager. Or was it Vice President of Internal Communications? No...

The tiger and the bear
12/01/2003I had two important experiences with the headmaster, Mr. K. They made great bookends to my time in Korea. In my first...

Speaking of electricity
12/02/2003Thanksgiving dinner. I can’t remember why it came up. I used to be the most talkative one at any family function, mine...

White supremacy pride checklist, item one
12/04/2003I think you’ll admit, readily, yes? that the very worst thing, the really intolerable thing is the race traitor. The race mixer....

I don’t miss the Christmas phone shift, though
12/05/2003At work on my desk I had most of the things that mattered to me. I had about 250 CDs, mostly good...

The Christmas letter, the first page
12/09/2003You waving a dismissive hand. He has anger issues. Highly unstable. I mean, what is there to be so angry about? Must...

To every little boy who is forced to take ballet
12/12/2003I weep with you, my little brothers. Your pain is my name. It just doesn’t matter, does it, that Baryshnikov had Jessica...

Self-help American-style
12/14/2003Real answers, real quick. 1. I’m not thin enough. You’re not drinking nearly enough coffee. 2. I’m not not happy enough. See...

I am selling a nuclear bomb in good working order
12/16/2003This is a cultural anthropology project I am completing for make-up credits toward core requirements at my Community College. I hope to...

Current terror alert level
12/21/2003The current terror alert level is While the message reflects the spirit more than the letter of the law, the alert level...

How to destroy America; step by step instructions for Al Qaeda
12/23/2003Crashing jets is flamboyant but ultimately a bad investment because, like bank robbery, it’s likely to cost you more than you gain....

How to write a suicide note
12/26/2003Between the porn and stiff necks suicide note turns up in the search logs often. Really often. Almost every damn day. More...

The telephone game
12/29/2003Another long term research project. The bonnetéd bees must have their way. These are all intentionally falsified quotes. They are fictions. “No...

Threat levels, redux
12/31/2003The first set was so much fun, here are four more fresh for 2004 for your enjoyment and maybe for your own...

Top 100 Devil’s Dictionary X™ views of 2003
01/03/2004Provided without commentary. Commentary: some of the terms weren’t in the dictionary till recently so may not be equally represented. Also, all...

An irony more ferrous
01/04/2004Seasons of the Electric Witch was a long poetic exploration on an intricate acrostic theme of winter, spring, summer, and autumn with...

To whoever has put a heated pin in a voodoo doll of me
01/11/2004Uncle. For the love of Jesus the Cripes, uncle.

Democrat Presidential hopefuls quicksheet
01/20/2004I swear to Patpong Road I’ve been trying to not write about this stuff. You don’t want to hear my story about...

When the Holocaust will be funny
01/23/2004Especially over time, the horrific becomes a source of amusement. No one believes they can laugh at their own misfortune in the...

An incident at Santa Clara Hall
01/31/2004We were just moving from Hokona to Santa Clara, an all girls dorm. Patrolling with Travis, my supervisor, 12-3am shift. Travis was...

Index to the Dumb Bitches
02/04/2004[Updated as needed.] Why is Wanita Renea Young a very sad, sad woman who has made the world a sadder place. Two...

Puritan hypocrites
02/05/2004It’s been 50, 60, 70, 10,000 years and you still don’t have the first inkling what rock and jazz and R&B and...

Breast threat level
02/06/2004You had to make me do it. Didn’t you? To display the current breast threat alert level on your own site, you...

Class action –or– Not the suing kind
02/09/2004I have in the past and even lately insulted the integrity and feminine hygiene of a few individuals based solely on their...

The 12 biggest problems with your blog
02/11/200412) The banner graphic. Regular visitors don’t need 18% of the page space taken up by “MY NAME IS MUDD” or whatever...

Creative problem solving
02/17/2004Do you think cultivating a reputation as a child molester would keep kids out of my backyard?

Questions for your Blog, Vol. 2
02/22/20041. Do you know the age of consent in your state? If so, why do you know that? 2. Have you read...

50 queries from the weblog addressed, Vol. 1
02/25/2004Many visitors end up here looking for information that’s not normally to be found. We’ve taken many of the questions that have...

50 queries from the weblog addressed, Vol. 2
02/26/2004The hotly anticipated Volume 2. Phrases in bold below are taken from the Sedition·com weblogs. See the first 50 here. How to...

50 queries from the weblog addressed, Vol. 3
02/27/2004Volume 3 below. Here is Volume 2 and Volume 1. Do not use vinegar and baking soda. Some have to learn the...

50 queries from the weblog addressed, Vol. 4
03/01/2004With Volume 4 we bid adieu to the query logs. What is a stiff neck? A symptom of poor posture. Oh, and...

Gay marriage –or– Marriage is so gay
03/02/2004 Many persons are arguing, perhaps rightly, that marriage is a religious issue—not a civil one. Therefore the churches should decide who...

My deepest apologies, Mr Reagan
03/06/2004For a change, CM’s sobriety coincided with a lack of incarceration when he called me last night. I made what I thought...

Who(m) you can trust, reprise (expurgated)
03/07/2004I cannot tell you definitively who to trust—the list is too small and too many phony credentials are available and, I sheepishly...

For the ages
03/10/2004It’s stupid but we have to get it out of the way. To the parent who is not planning to get your...

Kill all Americans
03/13/2004Writing a report to follow “I am selling a nuclear bomb in good working order” I found many interesting queries. At least...

Non sequitur mit Spargel
03/14/2004There were two Germans in the St Georg hotel bar in Bavaria, Regensburg, yelling at each other about Hitler. That much translated....

What I did on my summer vacation
03/17/2004I promised a report based on the pages views of this: I am selling a nuclear bomb… I’m not in the mood...

The Secular Commandments
03/19/2004 Thou shalt not bend thy knee. Thou shalt not inherit dirt. Thou shalt remember all bleed red. Thou shalt speak aloud...

Today is the day
03/22/2004Later today the Supreme Court of the United States of America will hear the Supreme Court of Nevada case #38876; Larry D....

Strangers have said to me unprompted
03/23/2004 Please don’t kill me, sir. Boise, ID. A 20 year-old male skater type. No idea why he thought I might. I...

Nathan Hale Cross Country girls caught skinny dipping
03/23/2004Three teen girls—I’m guessing 16—just jogged down the road took off their clothes and got in Thornton creek at the fish weirs....

If they were up your ass you’d know
03/25/2004Barnaby says a lot of mean things. Sometimes he says them to me! One of the things he says a lot is:...

10 steps to solve the problems with America
03/27/2004If we only can find the courage to deal with these 10 issues, America will become a paradise. #1 The media. They’re...

Sherlock says
04/02/2004All your base are belong to us could have been worse. It could have been: Western calendar 2101 fight started. Captain: Just...

I really miss New Mexico
04/03/2004I really miss New Mexico because in New Mexico when your mullet-wearing tweaker roofing-contractor fucks you, sending the biggest rains the Pacific...

Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos
04/05/2004The year was 1988. Walking with James on patrol one night we talked politics. I remarked that basically every president since Teddy...

Smarter than me, I mean I
04/23/2004A recruiter from LA contacted me out of the blue, as the kids say. It was about a job, or finding someone...

The Prelude to Act One
04/30/2004 JULIE Why is the machete in the bedroom? ASHLEY It was making me nervous in the kitchen.

Real life plagiarism
05/01/2004William Gibson has embarrassed me again. Asshole. He gave up writing a web journal because– …the thing I’ve most enjoyed about it...

On hiatus
07/13/2004 In every single US Presidential election of the last 40 years at least 35% of eligible voters did not vote and...

The return of the king, baby
11/03/2004So I took some time off to write death threats to myself for a few weeks but it was starting to scare...

There is still so much mankind doesn’t know
11/04/2004Google says: Your search — “clitoris color by race” — did not match any documents.

10 things I wish someone had told me so I’m telling you
11/06/2004I don’t care if I forgot your birthday again, I’m still your friend. #10, You don’t know what’s important—you better figure it...

The Viagra commercial you won’t see next Superbowl
11/09/2004 EXT, AFTERNOON DAYLIGHT, PARK, MEDIUM SHOT. A husband, JIM, 40, handsome, athletic, clean shaven, sits on a picnic blanket with his...

Arafat
11/11/2004Arafat is dead. Don’t think about it. Don’t talk about it. Don’t bother about it. You have a few minutes that you...

Ammie Graves vs The Price of an Opinion
11/21/2004Image/post removed at the very polite request of Ms Graves.

i had a dream of a grand house. like the one in the middle of the
11/30/2004great dream campus. the one with the sunken steps that’s off sort of by itself with the trees on the opposite end...

Violation: 6 of 12
12/08/2004

Winter rain Friday
12/10/2004Bus poetry. Always alliterated anti-climatically. Blow me. But really. No change, had to walk to get change. Sidewalk past offramp funnels one...

What the Seattle Chamber of Commerce left out of the brochure #17
12/13/2004Rats may, and often do, climb into warm car engines on windy winter nights if you are unwilling to litter your house,...

Reserve your copy for Christmas
12/14/2004

To that starlet or–
12/17/2004My “friend” Barnaby, aka CM, is sort of from LA. I say sort of because I don’t like a single damn person...

Douche of the year: George W Bush
12/19/2004Before you trot out the Phyllis Schlafly Strap-On™ to celebrate with a weekend of WASP-style hedonism I’d like to remind you—your memory...

Supply and demand, as taught by the doctor
12/21/2004My whole family loves music. About half of us are musicians to some level of competency. My mother is a classical pianist...

Don’t blame me, I voted for Kerry
12/22/2004Before you spend another 4 years bitching about how smart you are, Ted, let’s review, shall we? Oh, I think there is...

Bush is not Hitler
12/29/2004There are a few reasons why I really must insist you stop equating George W Bush with Adolf Hitler. I apologize if...

QWA #1: the debut edition
01/05/2005 Queries from the Weblog Addressed #1. All topics, questions, &c will come directly from the weblog. The answers will come from...

QWA #2: bioterrorism discussion edition
01/09/2005 bioterrorism discussion questions Were you aware that the plain old 100% natural flu killed at least 20,000,000 (20 million) people less...

Un-quotable
01/16/2005I started a quote database project recently. I’m spending real cash money to get it going. That’s how serious I am. I...

Hi Joe,
01/17/2005I almost went into teaching high school. It’s such an electric time for the mind. They lie about so much then. They...

Dear George,
01/20/2005I have to congratulate you. This whole spreading freedom thing really is working out. Did you know, for example, that you can...

Your annual review
01/21/20052004 saw a little over 1.8 million page views for Sedition·com. And, all c-bombs aside, I was on the debate team, I...

QWA #3: tiger vs bear
01/23/2005 can a tiger kill a bear? A bear, specifically the Kodiak subspecies of brown bear, aka grizzly, can be more than...

QWA #4: potluck
01/27/2005 aardvark tongue length. Ask your mom, sport. She’s a regular zoologist on the topic. alternate spellings of Mohammed I’m not sure...

I was bent on destroying the world this morning
01/28/2005I guess I’m out of words for calling someone stupid. I am sad. This guy on the bus this morning was lecturing...

Your parents are gay, dude
01/29/2005Georgie-porgie, pudding-pie, kissed the girls and made them cry. Every credible study has shown that sexual orientation has no affect on parenting...

The visit forward
02/01/2005 EXT, MURKY DAYLIGHT, ENDLESS CONCRETE PLANE, LONG SHOT. Catapulted SEVERAL HUNDRED YEARS INTO THE FUTURE our hero JASPER, white, mid 30s,...

Young nude girls
02/08/2005This is a sort of mental spam trap. There are no nude girls here. Well, there are a couple here but none...

That one wasn’t very funny.
02/11/2005A former fan, dissatisfied with either naked little girls or perhaps the postulation that 1/3 of the world’s future GDPs might necessarily...

An excerpt from my latest romance novel
02/12/2005 “My, God! I just love blogging,” said Joy. “Me too,” tooted Peter, “We should write about blogs.” “You don’t have to...

The 9 Circles of Hollywood Hell
02/15/2005Presented without commercial interruption or rectilinear asides. The Circles 9) Actresses and Strippers Who “Dated” Billy Bob Thornton; Title Card Designers Who...

Another confession
02/16/2005I do seem to write about Will a lot. He came up to me fresh from his trip and said, “You have...

QWA #5: celebrity
02/17/2005 Billy Bob Thornton actor obsessive compulsive disorder Can’t speak to that but can assert this. hitler was the devil No, he...

Blog threat levels
02/18/2005When faced with deciding which is a greater problem in daily life, one must conclude that terror disrupts far fewer American lives...

The first rebuttal to step #8
02/22/2005Why you should link to Sedition·com, the expurgated version. To stick it to the Man. Revenge against the priest who molested you....

The anti-Christ, the anti-Christ, the anti-Christ … the anti-Christ
02/23/2005Maybe when God catches up on his schedule and goes out of love mode back to full on wrath and cuts loose...

The most painful goodbye of my life
02/26/2005There was a woman, Cindy La-what’s-her-nose, who worked with ceramics or textiles or something before she hiked the Klondike trail, via the...

I’ll get around to you, just wait your turn
02/28/2005In the spirit of cross-pollination, freak! and giving in (or up? or around? or between? I’d like to give beneath) I take...

I’m the Mac
03/01/2005Sung to the tune of “I’m the Map,” from Dora the Explorer. If there’s some grass you gotta mow Or a ho...

QWA #6: Ayn Rand edition, rated M for mature
03/02/2005 ann rand is a cunt Maybe so but English was her 4th language and she spoke and spelled better than you...

QWA #7: how-to edition
03/03/2005 Quick refresher: these are all questions from visitors recorded in the query logs for this site. We take the time to...

Deadwood
03/04/2005Stepping out of character briefly. Deadwood–though it’s not for everyone—is the best television show that is on today and it is quite...

Mathew Klein
03/07/2005Klein came out of the building just in time to see a kid leaning into his car through the broken driver’s window...

And Orion keeps writing to say Sedition is tits
03/08/2005N, The other day came up with a first entry in a booklet of etiquette for the 21st c: A tattoo on...

My Christo project; homage to the drape
03/10/2005You remember that some vestige of me which the whiskey didn’t solve [Ed: that’s a science term for dissolve, kiddies] was stung...

Dear Mistah Vela:
03/13/2005We can only assume it’s the Chardonnay as it’s been scientifically determined that the site in question, hereafter referred to as The...

The counter argument to my position
03/16/2005

Like you notice the difference
03/19/2005 Eu turpis nulla nulla neque dui nuncfeugiat vel venenatis tempus maecenas ac lacus et nec lorem erat suspendisse lacus consectetuer semper...

My place in the world according to Google
03/21/2005Selected Google ranks by search term. Ranks are the number of the result on Google when we checked. “#1” means it’s the...

How terrible family decisions are made
03/23/2005 ASHLEY Can we be apiasts? JULIE What?! I can’t hear you in here. ASHLEY Can we be apiasts? JULIE You mean,...

Lamarckism found
03/25/2005For 15 years I have had a vague feeling that Lamarckism was called out too early. Single generation, environment based morphological changes...

I have a theory
03/26/2005 For a long time I have had a theory that the dimensions of space are integral with time. This “space time”...

How safe do you feel now?
03/29/2005 The following is taken from the top of the HTML of the US Department of Homeland Security’s homepage. <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC...

Everything I’ve earned, even that donut in the face, I’ve enjoyed
03/30/2005I wish to God I could remember the exact words but this is close. Ashley’s idea of a centerfold is scrawling “January”...

QWA #8: the sex counselor edition
03/31/2005 Time for the eighth installment of Queries from the Weblog Addressed. Each and every query came from the Sedition·com weblogs. We...

The End
04/01/2005Well, it’s been six and a half years, almost to the day, since Sedition.com went live. I like to think that even...

The Pope is not dead
04/02/2005 ASHLEY The Pope, man. Where did we go wrong? Seems like just yesterday we were setting fire to Barnaby’s underwears. BARNABY...

QWA #9: potluck
04/05/2005 Queries are from our visitors. Answers are from our heart. How young is she? Cut her in half and count the...

I like insects
04/09/2005 better than you.

This week in the news #1
04/10/2005Police find missing Picasso work Oh, thank God! There were only 21,999 of the master’s sneezes accounted for until today. Two years...

QWA #10: potluck
04/12/2005 white supremacy good Rrrrr. Egalitarianism good. Redneck bad. mexian words How about pendeo grino? internet is the devil I would point...

QWA #11: white guys
04/13/2005 “white man’s burden” The term was coined by Rudyard Kipling in 1899 and used as a justification for Western imperialism. It...

I like insects better than you #2
04/16/2005 Even the grubs.

Wonder Woman
04/18/2005

Here’s the score. What’s game point?
04/19/200510 years ago today 10 years ago today a decorated hero who earned his Bronze Star in the Gulf War parked a...

Filed under: forays into the scatological coinciding with the triumphant Prussian return to Papacy
04/19/2005 Will some teenagers please just spray paint some hair around the thing so we can all get on with our news...

Tom Goes to the Mayor
04/20/2005I’m an avid fan of Adult Swim’s programming and shows like “Sealab 2021,” “Venture Brothers,” “Robot Chicken,” and “Cowboy Bebop.” I saw...

I like insects better than you #3
04/24/2005 Even when they’re not insects.

QWA #12: why are some kids smarter than others?
04/26/2005 why are some kids smarter than others? Do you really want to know? I think you don’t but I’ll trust your...

I like insects better than you #4
04/27/2005 Even when they act like you—pretending to be things they aren’t.

Grateful
04/28/2005

Spilled milk
04/29/2005I poured the milk for my 2 year-old girl more vigorously than the lightweight plastic cup could handle and it skittered away,...

Cougars & wolves versus your fucktarded irrational insistence to never see the answers
05/01/2005 There has been a bit of a stir lately over cougars returning in numbers to the American wilderness. This point is...

Last US Troops Leave Iraq
05/02/2005 A reminder. That headline–Last US Troops Leave Iraq–is what you’d be reading everywhere in the world today if neither Kerry nor...

I like insects better than you #5
05/04/2005 Especially when they have a hymen in their name.

He’s so unabsurd I don’t know why we’re even talking about it
05/09/2005Dear Sirs: We regret to inform you that majenta’s recently acquired Pacific Northwest headquarters building is being shuttered; for as long as...

I like insects better than you #6
05/10/2005 We just click.

Randy Newman is an idiot
05/14/2005The AP reports tonight: Ten sheriff’s deputies who fired 120 rounds at an unarmed driver at the end of a chase in...

Sedition
05/15/2005 Sedition Ashley Sedition, sedition! Sedition! Sedition, sedition! Sedition! Ashley & Papas Who, 50 weeks a year, must wear the yoke of...

I like insects better than you #7
05/18/2005 Even when they haven’t come in peace.

Ann Coulter’s “Tripe”
05/20/2005 If you read just one book this year, make it the Holy Bible, but if you read another, make it this...

The argument’s over, jackass
05/24/2005

But KISS does suck shit
05/29/2005 I was distinctly hurt when reading in a Led Zeppelin biography that the then singer of Generation X, one Billy Idol,...

This is my yard, suckers
05/31/2005 And barring any lapses in sanity, that’s where I’ll be instead of here for awhile. If you miss me, there are...

The Narc and Lawrence Chavez
06/27/2005 Junior High. I had to take shop; pardon me, Industrial Arts. It was that or French. Even though shop meant probably...

I like insects better than you #8
06/29/2005 Even when they are arachnids.

Live 8 = More money for Robert G Mugabe
07/02/2005Dear Comrades: Will Smith said something I don’t like to hear aloud tonight. It’s the same reason I love travelling to countries...

I like insects better than you #9
07/07/2005 They don’t blow up busses. They don’t fire on scared refugees at check-points. And they absolutely do not threaten to take...

Egregious “Star Trek: The Next Generation” character development errors, #37
07/13/2005Data—the “fully functional” android who whines, but in a manly way, constantly about needing to feel more for others, cannot forget a...

“Faulty Fuel Gauge Delays Shuttle Launch”
07/14/2005 Kids, don’t look to government programs to get your narrow little asses to Mars. They kill astronauts for want of a...

Holy harping harpies, Batman
07/16/2005The disturbing material in ’Grand Theft Auto’ and other games like it is stealing the innocence of our children, and it’s making...

Adam Haley, Taos
07/18/2005Title taken from the querylogs. Someone was looking for him so I thought I’d help find him. Click on the images for...

MWM seeks SSB
07/20/2005 This is my dog. Her name is Kalahari. Pretty, isn’t she? She’s smart too. And really athletic. She went over a...

This week on: “The Young and the Godless…”
07/25/2005Ashley is punished from above for his unapologetic atheism. Will he survive? Will the house damage exceed his savings? Is his long...

I like insects better than you #10
07/28/2005 Really shouldn’t have to explain.

Egregious “Star Trek: The Next Generation” character development errors, #11
07/31/2005Geordi La Forge—the “blind” man who wears a sophisticated sensor array, plugged right into his brain, that allows him to see almost...

I like insects better than you #11
08/01/2005 They don’t complain about their disadvantages. They just get to it.

I like insects better than you #12
08/02/2005When I was 10 I spent most summer days in the woods directly across the street from my house in Metzger, Oregon....

Why not extend your metaphors?
08/12/2005War is terrorism. Okay. Coffee is tea. No one is free while anyone is oppressed. Okay. No one is alive while anyone...

I finally figured it out
08/18/2005You know how you’ll be cooking for friends or a party and maybe have a great idea in the middle of following...

My baby could kick your baby’s ass
08/20/2005

I like insects better than you #13
08/22/2005 It’s a bit inordinate. I have at least that much in common with the creator.

Waiting for Goodinos
08/25/2005Right now I look a bit like the manic-depressive phase of the Almighty in God: A Career Retrospective because I’m growing out...

Intelligent Design proves Penn and Teller are God
08/26/2005A strange branchéd tree took me to one Ten Questions to Ask Your Biology Teacher about Evolution [link]. It’s difficult to prove...

The first paymentback on the debt I incurred as a child
08/30/2005 Dad: Do you see a yellow bird? 2 year-old: Yes, I do. It’s yellow. And green. And red. And purple. Dad:...

What blog entries should look like more often
09/01/2005Oh, gosh. Long time without an update I know! Let’s see. What’s going on right now? I ordered a new coffee machine...

I never used to give Freud much credence
09/03/2005Last night I dreamt my stupid dog wouldn’t listen to me when I told her to stay and before I could close...

In the spirit of my friend who is neither gay nor racist
09/08/2005 INTERIOR, EVENING. A 2 YEAR-OLD GIRL is running between the living room where her MOTHER is feeding her LITTLE BROTHER and...

Jesus, I guess I have to write something today, don’t I?
09/11/2005The eleventh day of September 2001 CE was nothing but a bloody nose. I’ve said it before more than once. Katrina should...

Being a poor…
09/12/2005The writer known as John Scalzi posted a piece on his site titled, “Being Poor.” I don’t know how in the world...

I like insects better than you #14
09/13/2005 Sudden movement on the Serengeti. Get ready, Freddy. Opportunity only knocks once. Never mind the fat ones. Just go for the...

The tarantula in the can
09/14/2005 We were hanging around in front of Cort’s dorm. He returned from an upstairs discussion with a couple of football players...

Should the President be impeached
09/16/2005Nicer without the question mark. Should all phones wear black… Should fear come find you, feral northern sister… A friend of mine,...

Ten Questions to Ask Your Pastor, Reverend, Minister, or Priest
09/19/2005 Biblical Law. Matthew 5:17-18 says quite clearly that Jesus demands Christians follow Old Testament law completely, to the smallest possible point....

Chief Justice John Roberts in talks with God about acquiring a painful, degenerative, terminal illness commencing at an unspecified future date
10/06/2005 Gina Holland of the Associated Press reports tonight that– New Chief Justice John Roberts stepped forward Wednesday as an aggressive defender...

Sunday school supplement #1
10/08/2005

Oh, I’m totally a cat lover
10/10/2005 Apparently my cats have developed a fondness for one minstrel’s online journal. Scant hours after the post hit the wire, revealing...

QueryLog.com: 1,000 queries and responses
10/11/2005Today QueryLog.com posted the 1,000th query & response. If you haven’t been reading there—and you don’t have a medical condition which prevents...

I like insects better than you #15
10/13/2005 Even when they wave their hairy nutsacks around and their kisses cause necrosis.

Sunday school supplement #2
10/15/2005

Monday Morning Music Choice®
10/17/2005Music Choice® is a really very excellent service carried by some cable providers. They broadcast music in about 3 dozen genres and...

Why a single functioning brain is better than the entire American Academy of Pediatrics
10/19/2005Almost every book about pregnancy available in North America advises pregnant women to not eat sushi because of the risk of parasites....

Pornography is in the eye…
10/20/2005 …of the beholder And you most certainly won’t always know it when you see it.

Sunday school supplement #3
10/21/2005

Disturbing nature facts: #1
10/24/2005 I weigh exactly the same as a pair of healthy, fully-developed blue whale testicles: 190lbs.

You could be too
10/25/2005

Obituary: The American Editor
10/28/2005“Plame Game” found about 92,800 pages on Google this morning. Or maybe it’s just that all creative endeavors are moving toward open...

Sunday school supplement #4
10/29/2005

One Stone Hare
11/08/2005I’m pitching a new cartoon to Adult Swim. Some of my “friends” think I don’t stand a chance but I get the...

10 things I have learned from George Lucas
11/14/2005 I bought the DVD for Star Wars III because A) it was $14.99 and two tickets for the “film” would have...

Newly discovered remains of an ancient supernova—astrophysics by design
11/20/2005

Scott Adams’s mother, Part 1
11/21/2005 With the bulletin boards, blogs, and now even the mainstream media flooded with the raging and increasingly acrimonious debate I think...

I like insects better than you #16
11/24/2005

God, he’s just my dad!
11/29/2005I write a great many things which I would prefer were not read by children. There are gentler ways to explain that...

Is it “Blog Against Racism Day” already?
12/01/2005 Dear friends, family, potential employers, and victims of this site, My name is Ashley and it being Christmas time, and “Blog...

The human heart is ADD
12/04/2005 The Wolf and the Lamb Wolf, meeting with a Lamb astray from the fold, resolved not to lay violent hands on...

The AFP reports, “Seattle most literate US city: study”
12/06/2005Seattle, the west coast haven of coffee, culture and the Arts has been named America’s most literate city. I just want to...

A modest proposal toward full on legalized torture
12/07/2005 The scenario given is the unlikely but altogether familiar: you have captured a terrorist who knows the location of a nuclear...

I don’t know what to tell you, they just keep landing in my lap
12/08/2005 Found via the Man Squid.

All purely hypothetically, of course
12/12/2005 Via the Atomic Deathray tonight I learn that one President of the United States of America, a Mister George W Bush,...

The case for inclemency
12/12/2005 Stanley Tookie Williams III will be killed in a few minutes—while I write these words—it will read in the papers, “by...

Let the proctology jokes commence
12/15/2005 President Bush thinks his plan for Iraq don’t stink.

Genocide only happens on days that end in “y”
12/16/2005Orhan Pamuk, a Turkish author, is to be tried for the crime of “public denigration of Turkish identity.” Three years is apparently...

Stolen notes #1
12/21/2005 1.11.96 The good rains came one season too late. Oh, you know, so stop this charade. The references were made and...

Stolen notes #2
12/22/2005

Comfort food is the most ridiculous…
12/23/2005 You know, I was about 2 or 3 days away from getting around to finishing a diatribe about how totally and...

Conversations with the newly minted three year-old
12/24/2005 3 year-old: Why does he need a new diaper? Dad: He needs a new diaper because he pooed. 3 year-old: That’s...

I hope everyone got what they wanted for Christmas
12/26/2005 I know I did. If someone had told me when I was 10 that the only present I would care if...

Baby “Einstein” — AKA, some kinda genius
12/27/2005pop quiz today #1, What is wrong with this picture? If you said, “It presents a fantasy land where polar bears, restricted...

Stolen notes #3
12/29/2005

Stolen notes #4
12/30/2005

The Reader’s Guide to Sedition point com
12/31/2005Miss me? Give it some time. That is what we call “foreshadowing” in the literary biz, kids. Not to be confused with...

Stories held too long
01/02/2006 Ain’t no doubt Vishnu missed you. Then Kali kissed you. Better get busy. Days get shorter, air gets colder. Tune on...

The greatest American hero
01/07/2006 To order guns pointed at your fellow soldiers. To confront your superiors and tell them to stand down or be shot....

Skiing and snowboarding compared without the exadjective
02/12/2006 Snowboarding Skiing Speed 200 kph(124 mph) 250 kph(155 mph) Inverted aerial maneuvers triple quadruple Jump distance 40 meters 239 meters Martini...

Always with the tease
02/14/2006I just got an email which had a truncated subject in the list view window reading: “A faster way to go straight...

You’ll never beat me
02/18/2006What about: a crypto-fascist anti-Semite with a Von Neumann complex; some psychotic cracker pissed off at affirmative action because he didn’t get...

SOME DOG ADVICE, AKA, SEND THIS TO SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT. . . I JUST DID !!!
02/19/2006 From: ! <desperate-4-housewives@sedition.com> Date: Sun May 9, 2004 6:31:53 PM US/Pacific To: XXXX XXXXXX <xxxxx@xxxx.xxx> Subject: Re: Some Dog Advice On...

Separated at birth
02/21/2006This particular post will not appeal nor make sense to almost any of you. Still it is so totally freaking uncanny it...

Stolen notes #5
02/23/2006

The most superlative page in this arm of the local galactic spiral
02/26/2006Oh, my God. I just lost my job because I blogged about it. But I got a book deal because I’m so...

The secret of my lack of success
02/28/2006Back in the day when we were doing majenta in print in ’Burque we had a core readership of about 100. We...

Terrible pictures of beautiful birds #1
03/02/2006 Roll call Bushtits Great blue heron Anna’s hummingbird Northern red-shafted flicker Red-bellied sapsucker Hermit thrush Varied thrush Band-tailed pigeon For any...

89 to 10
03/06/2006It’s important that something be clarified. Somehow this is repeatedly, relentlessly, occluded. Perhaps by the blind inertia of ignorance and bureaucracy but...

Well even the Earth’s poles weaken and flip now and then
03/07/2006 Yesterday the AP reported: “Madonna Says Daughter Asked if She Was Gay.” Madge’s 9 year-old girl informed mom that there had...

I never know what all the fuss is about
03/10/2006

About laminating lamenting sonograms
03/11/2006 For all the soon to be mothers trying to freeze moments in time and the copy clerks of the world you...

There’s a New World Coming—AKA, I see dead eschatologists
03/13/2006Christ is the unfathomable source that keeps every atom from literally exploding!!! What!?! Jesus is electromagnetism? Why wasn’t I told sooner? I’ve...

In your personal ad I see…
03/17/2006 The three things your therapist and you agreed you were to work on in private. A gleam in your eye the...

Terrible pictures of beautiful birds #2
03/20/2006 Roll call Red-tailed hawk Black-capped chickadee Winter wren Cedar waxwings Green heron Mallard Episode 1.

An excerpt from the January 17, 1998 CLINTON v. JONES grand jury testimony of William Jefferson Clinton
03/21/2006–SNIP– PROSECUTOR: But isn’t it true that you have since had a sexual relationship with a White House intern? CLINTON: I’m going...

Humiliation: a moment of clarity
03/23/2006From an evolutionary standpoint—and contrary to what a lot of lonely, small people in need company will tell you—humiliation is not meant...

In the news
03/27/2006I won’t be around much for awhile. I’ve rediscovered the fact that I have a MOTU 896, Digital Performer, and a handful...

Ignorance isn’t bliss, it’s pure magic
04/04/2006The AP reports today: “Chronological Oddity to Hit Digital Clock” WASHINGTON - Call it a coincidental sign of our digital times or...

I like insects better than you #17
04/06/2006 Even when I don’t even know in which family they belong.

Dear Adult Swim #1,
04/20/2006 No one has any interest whatsoever in seeing either Elizabeth Berkley or Tiffani Thiessen with clothes on. No one. Not even...

Dear Cort,
04/21/2006When you and I saw the news on television together of the slaughter of peacefully demonstrating students near Tiananmen Square you made...

I like insects better than you #18
05/06/2006 Even when they force things full circle.

Study: US mothers deserve a Boy Scout’s assistance with their gonads
05/23/2006 Sorry this wasn’t ready for Mother’s Day. I’ve been busy… uh… with important things. Like the Mercenaries mini-game in Resident Evil...

If imitation in the sincerest form of flattery, does that make theft of design into carnal obsession?
05/31/2006And if so, don’t you think you should ask before you try to fuck me? Their site My site At least it’s...

This week in the news #2
06/03/2006United States seen lagging on stem cell research And that’s not the worst of it. We’re a full decade behind in falsifying...

Fuck the troops
06/12/2006 When you say, “Support the troops,” what you really mean is “Don’t criticize this war.” When you say, “Don’t criticize this...

Headlines this Friday
06/23/2006TV producer Aaron Spelling dies at 83 …and… Friday is happiest day of the year, British scholar finds Coincidence? I think not.

Great places to live #1
07/04/2006

An actual flicker picture, a real lily-rumped flicker
07/08/2006 And I thought my ass was lily white.

I like insects better than you #19
07/12/2006 I mean really… paste this image up in your bathroom mirror and tell me you don’t agree.

Taxidermy at its finest
07/18/2006 Am I the only one who finds this image is ghastly?

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: DRUDGE REPORT ATTACKED BY INCOMPETENT WEBMASTER!
07/21/2006 ANONYMOUS SOURCES AT W3 CONSORTIUM CONFIDE THAT DRUDGE’S MARKUP DOESN’T EVEN VALIDATE… …IMPACTING HARD!

Recycled links #1: Of Man and Monkey
07/30/2006I’m busy. So enjoy some nostalgia. Unless you’re new around here. In that case, enjoy getting to know me. creationist Sedition·com: I...

Don’t make me be your children’s dad
08/02/2006Teenagers from the high school down the street hang out in front of my house in the warm months. It’s a dead...

Google’s new layout…
08/03/2006…is fine with me. As long as they keep delivering on the search results. That’s all that I care about.

A list of things that are true
08/06/2006I remember reading, in some marketing for Apple back in the day that Hank Rollins kept on his notebook computer, among other...

The logic of duck feces
08/15/2006Nothing I hate more than being wrong but it’s important to set things right, therefore– Looks like it’s apology time again. I...

ESL lesson #1
08/18/2006It’s either “anal” or “picky.” Please avoid using the expression “picky anal.”

Workers discover chocolate Virgin Mary; milk or dark, remains to be determined
08/19/2006 The AP tonight reports: “Workers discover chocolate Virgin Mary.” This reporter wonders if the Health Department will treat future batches of...

Why I must insist you boycott the iTunes store
08/25/2006 For 99¢—which is for all purposes a dollar—you get an aural piece of crap from the iTunes store. 128kbps (or as...

The “This Clown” project –or– If I’d only known bagging on iTunes would make me popular
08/27/2006I haven’t been insulted well, ever, and it hurts my feelings. This has been a topic of lament here before and in...

This week in the news #3
08/28/2006Real estate is still a real value Written by Linda Stern at Reuters. One can only assume Ms Stern currently has a...

This clown wins again
09/01/2006

Statehood is to Israel as pity fuck is to _______
09/05/2006 In Safeway last night. Two carts cruising through the vegetables, mine and his, crossed and we saw our daughters together. Mine,...

Ode to Lake Quinault Lodge
09/10/2006 JULIE I can’t believe there are four beds in this room and you have to sleep on the floor. ASHLEY I...

This week in the news #4
09/12/2006Nebraska Baseball Game Lasts 30 Hours Take that, cricket. Oh… you say cricket matches regularly go over 30 hours. …Um, take that,...

This rebuttal IS COLORFAST
09/14/2006

Special dinosaur discovered in Seattle backyard
09/16/2006 “We couldn’t love him more,” say the proud paleontologists. Me: Can’t I leave the room for 10 minutes without you doing...

Sedition·com—first in “fuckwad!”
09/17/2006

A hearty salute to the honest marketing department of Sculpey®
09/18/2006 This is a box of Sculpey®. It’s a really fabulous polymer clay. It’s easy to work and hardens with a short...

Sedition·com—first in “underage porn”
09/23/2006

In some ways it’s a relief
09/30/2006 Me: Well, they went ahead and did it. Myself: You Maniacs. You blew it up. Ah, yadda, bing, bang, bongo. God...

This is still my yard, suckers
10/24/2006

This week in the news #5
10/27/2006Rumsfeld tells war critics to “back off” Pauline Jelinek at the AP reports– Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld said Thursday that anyone...

In defense of Jon Carry
11/04/2006 John Kerry is—as I’ve gone on about before—a detestable, morose jerk-off who has no business in the game. But when you’re...

Current events quiz #1
11/08/2006 Is this little girl crying because– a) She’s so upset about the deluge of celebratory anal penetration pending all over Pennsylvania....

This week in the news #6
11/09/2006 Six Arab states join rush to go nuclear Congratulations, George. The war on terror is making us all safer and safer....

The problem with Sedition·com
11/18/2006 You don’t want this page, probably. Try instead the somewhat dated Reader’s guide. Or perhaps the new index if enough time...

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