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The Devil’s Dictionary X now has
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- quick fix
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a solution to a problem lasting from now until the close of the next shareholders’ meeting.
compare to fix. - Catholicism
- 1. a universal religion with not a single literal adherent.
- 2. a snowball rolling down the big hill toward the lowest place.
- Iraq
- the new entrant in the Domino for the Decade Pageant; past winners include Vietnam and Korea, with honorable mention going to Iran.
- sexual intercourse
- a term which has the same meaning as the vulgar fuck but none of the impact; e.g., “Why don’t you go have sexual intercourse with yourself in the posterior!?”
- motherfucker
- 1. offensive; describing a horrible person.
- 2. one who engages in sexual intercourse with one’s own mother.
- 3. something of serious impact; e.g., “He was chronic like a motherfucker;” dialect, motherfuck.
- 4. Cain; more at incest.
