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acid
1. any substance with a pH less than 7.
2. the taste of your self-respect after Viagra, feminine deodorant spray, and myriad other modern staples of modern existence.
victim
1. a newly minted hero.
2. archaic usage, one who had been beaten, swindled; modern usage, one who has parents, went to public school, fell in love, or has been shopping.
recount
a political process wherein a candidate and his party realize that they undercheated during the initial vote.
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