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prison
1. a government funded system for integration and homosexual sympathy enforcement focusing on Afro and Latin Americans in poverty.
2. a similar system focusing on white bankers run afoul of the law where golf and weekends off for good behavior are substituted for daily anal penetration.
Chappaquiddick
a river in Massachusetts popular with the wealthy of New England as a destination for drive-in dates.
bachelor
1. a man whose entire wardrobe hangs down the backrest of his one chair.
2. one who, when forced to choose, will purchase an “oil can” of Foster’s beer over anything comparable in price.
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