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- compatible
- describing a couple in which the upper spectrum of the man’s bi-polar disability corresponds reasonably near to the woman’s rag-cycle.
- Japan
- land of the rising sun and the setting sense of self.
- masturbate
- 1. to cause pleasure by digital genital stimulation.
- 2. to write poetry; especially to read one’s own poetry in a coffee house.
- performance review
- a corporate masturbation-vengeance fantasy wherein each employee’s secret ability to single-handedly support and save the company surfaces along side the less flattering revelations about co-workers.
- uterus
- 1. a place of incarceration where the promise of quick parole is overshadowed by the constant threat of the death penalty during the first half of the term.
- 2. the softest most luxurious prison; while there are many escapes on record, few men living ever get entirely away.
- circumcision
- the original cosmetic surgery.
