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defeatism
1. an intelligent look at one’s situation and options; clarity.
2. continuing education; the act of returning to school.
3. depression revitalized.
4. running out of blood-sugar mid-sentence and regretting the day one began learning to read and write.
arrogance
the quality of exaggerating one’s importance or capability above one’s station or talents; e.g., Noah Webster’s inclusion of his own name upon a tome of knowledge entirely in the public domain was an act of sheer arrogance, especially in comparison to the anonymous title of the incomparable and world-changing dictionary before you.
religion
a grand joke which has had 10,000 years to tell by some of history’s greatest minds and still isn’t funny; synonym, magic.
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