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Arab
1. a Semite of the Arabian peninsula and its surrounding areas.
2. a sabre-bearing militant feminist on the desert lines in the war against sexism.
3. a cutting edge activist for women’s rights whose guttural rhetoric challenges every nation to redefine sexual equality.
baby
the generic term for the brand name Bundle of Joy™—the active ingredients of this product include: screams, green feces, and urine stained shirts; the inactive ingredient being, of course, joy.
micro manager
a manager with an unusually minuscule sexual organ.
more at manager.
breakfast
a choice of solid foods available for the subtle dilution of one’s third and fourth cups of coffee.
see also lunch and dinner.
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