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illegal
1. describing that which can be used against a person through threat of public revelation by anyone else, especially an officer of the law.
2. describing that which can be made up about a person by anyone else, especially an officer of the law.
3. condescending parental tips, where refusal is punishable by law; the government’s high-horse; your ass in a napkin.
dick-gobbler
a Chinese pharmacologist.
promise
an abundant commodity in most larders—the buyer is most strongly advised to check the expiry date prior to consumption.
ditch
1. to leave behind, throw away, or evasively shake; to lose intentionally.
2. what one should do at least twice a year with one’s personal telephone book, social email address, and attachments to the contacts therein.
New York
a modern city-state which appears to be the center of world culture, commerce, fashion, design, and art when viewed through the skylight of one’s rectum.
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