 
- disenfranchise
-
to deprive of a franchise; especially an assistant-managership of a McDonald’s.
- Hanukkah
-
a desperate bid by Jewish parents everywhere to prevent their children from converting in droves each December; its limited success due to the fact that eight days of socks, underwear, and potato pancakes cannot hold a candle, let alone eight, to Dream House Barbie and GI Joe.
- Limbaugh, Rush
- 1.
a clinical dietitian whose has advanced a fantastically successful theory of weight-loss, being prescription narcotics block appetite every bit as effectively as heroin and opium; more at pill-popper.
- 2.
a philosopher who has proposed an enlightened theory of segregation, namely black drug abusers in prison, white drug abusers on the radio.
see also radio disc jockey.
|
Own the original, The
Unabridged
Devil’s Dictionary
Own the original, The Devil’s Dictionary (thrift edition)
