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The Devil’s Dictionary X now has
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- Force, the
- an invisible energy field which surrounds us and binds us to our mothers’ basements and our latex girlfriends.
- telemarketing
- what Americans generally understood “terrorism” to mean before the autumn of 2001.
- defeatism, 2
- 1. the attitude that defeat is inevitable; realism; rationality.
- 2. the attitude that defeat is inevitable; pessimism; treason.
- white trash
- 1. an Anglo-Saxon porch nigger.
- 2. absolutely anyone with a plastic American flag on display.
- Anarchy
- 1. the absence of government and, consequently, corruption.
- 2. something cute to say while shaking the President’s hand.
- 3. what became of family life the minute people realized men didn’t need to hunt and women were knitting for fun.
- 4. chimp-rule; Rule of the Monkey; the pecking order without the filter of the justice system; your little dick in a sling when it turns out monkeys don’t get along well without the rule of law, you unwashed free-market bashing anti-intellectual windbag.
- Santa Claus
- the champion of secular tyranny; the Agnostic’s answer to church-based behavioral modification techniques for children; training wheels for Jesus.
