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prison
1
. a
government
funded system for
integration
and
homosexual
sympathy
enforcement focusing on Afro and Latin Americans in poverty.
2
. a similar system focusing on
white
bankers run afoul of the
law
where golf and weekends off for
good
behavior
are substituted for daily anal penetration.
Chappaquiddick
a river in Massachusetts
popular
with the wealthy of
New England
as a destination for drive-in dates.
bachelor
1
. a
man
whose entire wardrobe hangs down the backrest of his one chair.
2
. one who, when forced to choose, will purchase an “oil can” of Foster’s beer over anything comparable in price.