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Jesus
1. one third of a trinity of deities consisting of the following: Jesus, Mohammed, and Buddha.
2. the most famous Jew in history whose followers have sworn to emulate his life; they begin by swearing off Jewry and killing or persecuting as many Jews as are readily available.
conservative
one who wishes to conserve; a nature lover; sometimes written “conservationist.”
Japan
land of the rising sun and the setting sense of self.
self-image
1. what your parents think about you.
2. what your friends say about you.
3. a portrait one paints with words like “character” and “soul,” to use as a replacement for the increasingly displeasing image presented each morning in one’s bathroom mirror.
linguist
1. one whose skill with the tongue is, sadly, rather limited to enunciation.
2. from the Latin for tongue, lingua; a tonguer, one who tongues.
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