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The Devil’s Dictionary X now has
1,268
terms defined!
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Devil’s Dictionary
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- impotence
- the incapability of achieving an erection, occurring at some point in well over half all human male lives; what a bunch of pathetic freaks.
- Air Force
- 1. a measurement of flatulence, where Velocity x Density = Air Force.
- 2. the Bizarro branch of the American armed forces where status is denoted via tertiary skill with flying machines and manhood is represented by Village People style grooming.
- however
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a synonym for “but,” especially ironic because the word is used by those who can be properly called by the orifice which inhabits the aforementioned homonym; what?
see joke.
