 
- protest
- 1.
the new treason.
- 2.
a public declaration of dissenting opinion or objection.
- Evil
- 1.
oh, dear… how many bytes does your ISP allow you to download in a day?
- 2.
[literally] administrative, legal, or governmental by trade.
- 3.
neutral; having a natural indifference toward other persons’ affairs; unwilling to gossip for social power.
- 4.
honest and unafraid; upright; carrying no hidden agenda and wishing harm upon no one.
- 5.
for Evil described in brief: grab a mirror, Sport.
- 6.
for Evil described at length, see the Agni Purana, the Quran, the Talmud, the Torah, the Bhagavad Gita, the Book of Kells, the I Ching, the Tao Te Ching, and especially the Bible.
- American
- 1.
singular: consumer; plural: chattel.
- 2.
flag waver or alternately a flag burner, depending on the weather and fashion of the day.
- Feng Shui
- 1.
expensive Chinese fertilizer.
- 2.
Mandarin for “Sinophilic pansy.”
- Santa Fe
-
a town once populated by the children of the Conquistadors and the Pueblos known for its pure air, night skies, and hostility to gringos—now populated mostly by gringos and known for its queer art and the highest incidence of bubonic plague outside of the slums of Bombay.
- harmony
- 1.
naturalist term describing a bloody, vicious struggle where the murder and birth rates manage to stay in step.
- 2.
popular culture term describing a velvet painting of a smiling lion peacefully surrounded by lambs; a similar portrait of Native Americans.
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