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furry
your mother’s cat.
peace
the opposite of entropy; a system that exchanges no energy; death.
hate
1. an indigestible dish traditionally served in a bottomless bowl.
2. hat with an e on the end; isn’t that silly? don’t you feel better about it all now?
3. a jewel with a Mohs’ value of 10.
alternative
1. crummy.
2. insubstantial themes watered down and passed off as cutting edge to poorly dressed, vaguely dissatisfied, yet consistently gullible consumers.
3. homosexual; more at gay.
4. the second part of an ultimatum; e.g., “Either you publish my book, or I’ll rob and decapitate you.”
pun
1. a kind of humor acknowledged by most as low brow.
2. the most common literary device in the work of Shakespeare.
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