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zoophilia
the affection one feels for a president’s daughter.
vagina dentata
the erroneous, ridiculous, and outrageous idea imagined out of thin air by Sigmund Freud that the vagina might have some sort of emasculating or otherwise castrative properties.
none
describing an amount equaling half what one feels is one’s due; e.g., “The old lady ain’t giving me none.”
Japanese Patent Officer
1. a minor devil; a demon.
2. a running gag.
3. a man who would rather take his life than pay his bill.
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