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compatible
describing a couple in which the upper spectrum of the man’s bi-polar disability corresponds reasonably near to the woman’s rag-cycle.
Japan
land of the rising sun and the setting sense of self.
masturbate
1. to cause pleasure by digital genital stimulation.
2. to write poetry; especially to read one’s own poetry in a coffee house.
performance review
a corporate masturbation-vengeance fantasy wherein each employee’s secret ability to single-handedly support and save the company surfaces along side the less flattering revelations about co-workers.
uterus
1. a place of incarceration where the promise of quick parole is overshadowed by the constant threat of the death penalty during the first half of the term.
2. the softest most luxurious prison; while there are many escapes on record, few men living ever get entirely away.
circumcision
the original cosmetic surgery.
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