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- prison
- 1. a government funded system for integration and homosexual sympathy enforcement focusing on Afro and Latin Americans in poverty.
- 2. a similar system focusing on white bankers run afoul of the law where golf and weekends off for good behavior are substituted for daily anal penetration.
- Chappaquiddick
- a river in Massachusetts popular with the wealthy of New England as a destination for drive-in dates.
- bachelor
- 1. a man whose entire wardrobe hangs down the backrest of his one chair.
- 2. one who, when forced to choose, will purchase an “oil can” of Foster’s beer over anything comparable in price.
