 
- Chappelle, Dave
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the greatest philosopher of the last 1,000 years, masquerading as a harmless skinny black stoner so as to be able to deliver his gospel on two feet instead of two wooden beams.
- capitalism
- 1.
a financial system which supports personal choice to buy or sell what one will, allowing another is freely willing to make the exchange; the opposite of stealing.
- 2.
a similar system which accepts a common standard of value for trade, the carrot.
- 3.
the only fundamental difference between America and every nation leaking boat people to Her.
- white man
- 1.
the Devil.
- 2.
an off-brand, generic human being.
compare with black person.
- atrophy
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the reward following upon a race well run—win, place, or show.
- student
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a person not yet wise to the market value of cut street drugs.
- job
- 1.
a killing performed for money; a hit.
- 2.
a sex act of any kind (blow-job, rim-job, a lube-job, etc).
- 3.
what one pretends to do in the hope others will work.
- 4.
the single most distasteful implication of adulthood.
- 5.
something so repellent to the modern American psyche that it is actively avoided at all costs.
[the single exception to definition 5 is the immigrant, who has no distaste for—or difficulty excelling at—work; ranging from scientific to janitorial.]
more on American significance at lottery.
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