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- ostrich
- a martial art form from the Chinese animal set, practiced frequently by politicians, businessmen and entertainers; the “Hide Head In Sand” technique must be mastered to the point of instinct.
- testosterone
- a thin chemical often compared with helium in that it’s the hot air which initiates the inflation and flight of the male ego.
- support-line
- 1. a roomful of clowns answering a gag 1-800 line used to see how many times they can pass the same phone around in a circle before the caller becomes noticeably enraged.
- 2. a recorded voice, reciting numbers which a caller is to punch in aimlessly before becoming enraged at these same clowns.
- 3. any merry-go-round of empty reassurances and company jargon which will also ask that you please have your account number handy in order to more efficiently waste everyone’s fucking time.
