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advertorial
1. the dildo of literature—while in theory somewhat like the real organ, in practice a perpetually frustrating disappointment.
2. spurious; disingenuous; karmic.
paranoid
describing one with the ability to read thoughts and predict the future.
Picasso, Pablo
1. a painter whose chief claim to fame is the 20,000 illustrations he contributed to the international edition of “The Emperor’s New Clothes.”
2. Italian: Pi’cazzo.
3. an asshole.
vulnerability
what is often and tragically mistaken for harmlessness.
Presidential candidate
1. a dish on the Chinese menu of politics; the offerings being one from column A) Pork, or one from column B) Vegetable.
2. a six-stringed marionette, the technical terms for the strings being law lobby, NRA, pharmaceutical money, Tobacco, minority leader kick-backs, and defense contractors.
Newfie
1. a large, strong swimming animal from Newfoundland, with thick black hair and webbed feet, used for difficult labor and excused from mentally demanding tasks.
2. a breed of dog.
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