 
- advertorial
- 1.
the dildo of literature—while in theory somewhat like the real organ, in practice a perpetually frustrating disappointment.
- 2.
spurious; disingenuous; karmic.
- paranoid
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describing one with the ability to read thoughts and predict the future.
- Picasso, Pablo
- 1.
a painter whose chief claim to fame is the 20,000 illustrations he contributed to the international edition of “The Emperor’s New Clothes.”
- 2.
Italian: Pi’cazzo.
- 3.
an asshole.
- vulnerability
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what is often and tragically mistaken for harmlessness.
- Presidential candidate
- 1.
a dish on the Chinese menu of politics; the offerings being one from column A) Pork, or one from column B) Vegetable.
- 2.
a six-stringed marionette, the technical terms for the strings being law lobby, NRA, pharmaceutical money, Tobacco, minority leader kick-backs, and defense contractors.
- Newfie
- 1.
a large, strong swimming animal from Newfoundland, with thick black hair and webbed feet, used for difficult labor and excused from mentally demanding tasks.
- 2.
a breed of dog.
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