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impotence
the incapability of achieving an erection, occurring at some point in well over half all human male lives; what a bunch of pathetic freaks.
Air Force
1. a measurement of flatulence, where Velocity x Density = Air Force.
2. the Bizarro branch of the American armed forces where status is denoted via tertiary skill with flying machines and manhood is represented by Village People style grooming.
however
a synonym for “but,” especially ironic because the word is used by those who can be properly called by the orifice which inhabits the aforementioned homonym; what?
see joke.
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