 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
The Devil’s Dictionary X now has
1,268
terms defined!
Own the original, The
Unabridged
Devil’s Dictionary
Own the original, The Devil’s Dictionary (thrift edition)
- emotions
- 1. what men are criticized harshly for failing to show in a timely and accurate manner.
- 2. what men are crucified for, daily, for showing in any manner.
- 3. woman’s answer to the boxing ring.
- 4. what all of the seven deadly sins are derived from in some fashion.
- fox-hole
- the church of the rather suddenly and unexpectedly repentant.
- suppository
- the repository of all supposition.
- Liberia
- a country in Africa founded for and by black American expatriates; a chance to demonstrate their innate superiority to the white man by denying the right to vote to their own Negroes for fully 76 years longer.
- death
- 1. a mere formality separating you from intimate personal acquaintance with the great lexicographer.
- 2. a step which, as often as not, precedes dishonor.
