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defeatism
1. an intelligent look at one’s situation and options; clarity.
2. continuing education; the act of returning to school.
3. depression revitalized.
4. running out of blood-sugar mid-sentence and regretting the day one began learning to read and write.
Christmas
1. a time when people pretend to help one another in ways they should all year around, with a shrug and the words, “Since it’s Christmas,” preceding these half-assed gestures.
2. a massive celebration on a miscalculated birth-date of a vastly misinterpreted teacher by the name of Spider-Man.
cackle
the urban echo of grievances and complaints.
circumcision
the original cosmetic surgery.
challenge
the politically correct term for an obstacle; an impediment; a co-worker.
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