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ga-ga
1. the first and only words out of an infantile cartoon character.
2. how too many women feel about Mickey Rourke.
preposition
the thing to never end a sentence with.
Electoral College
a community university where all classes are optional especially “Civics 101: You Should Have Seen it Coming.”
courtesy flush
a round of lay-offs which calms the shareholders long enough to slip them the old Chapter 11 a few months down the road.
fortnight
military term, the timespan required to invade and conquer France.
related term, Vichy.
Photoshop
step 3 on the list, “How to Make a Million Dollars Online,” with steps 1 and 2 involving photographs of the bodies of one’s favorite porn stars and headshots of Britney Spears and Jennifer Love-Hewitt.
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