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rebel
1. a pretender to the throne of non-conformity; one who smokes.
2. a quasi-militant activist whose apparent passion rarely to occasionally gets him laid.
3. a rock musician or junkie who is destined either for commercial failure or to becoming a Republican; an opportunistic low-life who will continue to bum cigarettes into and beyond the point of multi-billion dollar wealth; a fuckwad.
passionate
1. immature; petty.
2. psychopathic; obsessive; dangerous.
quotable
useful to advertisers; capable of being exploited; catchy; ant, majenta.
inaffectual
lacking the instincts to nurture or be nurtured; existing without any love.
statutory rape
a legal term defining a criminal sexual act which occurs when an NBA player has sex with a woman less than 5 feet in height.
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