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judge
an official entrusted with administration of the interests of the white man.
bus-stop
a street corner designed for the lower-class to absorb mockery and contempt from the upper-class; a spiritual whipping post.
intellectual
1. silly; pointless.
2. without an audience.
impotence
the incapability of achieving an erection, occurring at some point in well over half all human male lives; what a bunch of pathetic freaks.
sit-com
1. coked-up set-ups and wise cracks injected with doped-up canned laughter and applause.
2. entertainment targeted at hospitals—specifically bed-ridden or paralyzed patients with no-one around to turn channels for them.
3. a huge network bet regarding who will be the first to outdo “Three’s Company” for airtime mileage while running on empty.
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