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dentist
a sadist and blackmailer with a “medical” degree.
rumpus room
a positively disgusting way of saying, “game room.”
happiness
1. sad complacency.
2. the upside to a good manic.
3. waking up from a heavy night of drinking and then discovering funds still reside in one’s bank account.
scale
minimum wage for actors, approximately 12 times the minimum wage for regular people having skills which society needs.
more at actor.
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