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admiration
harassment.
official
1
. fake; meatless; pretense of meaning or status;
academic
.
2
. typed or printed, as opposed to handwritten.
sober
1
. sincerely broke.
2
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dead
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Chappelle, Dave
the greatest philosopher of the last 1,000 years, masquerading as a harmless skinny
black
stoner so as to be
able
to deliver his gospel on two feet instead of two wooden beams.
slut
a
woman
with an under-developed business sense.
compare to
whore
.