- magenta
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in printing, one of the three primary colors.
- fickle
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the chief quality by which we can recognize the Muse responsible for the dispensation of choice punchlines.
- Semite
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a Jew or Arab or any of their ancestral peoples; one term encompasses both as the rest of world can’t tell, nor has any interest in learning to tell, the difference.
- tree hugger
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the most common but least serious of the horticultural sexual deviancies, followed in order of clinical magnitude by the tree petter, knot knocker, and serial cross pollinator.
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