 
- free will
- 1.
erratic and unpredictable behavior in another.
- 2.
proof of God.
- 3.
proof against God.
- 4.
a possession native to men over 65 and women under 15.
- group home
- 1.
a residential establishment which looks after kids in troubled or neglected situations, and addresses any behavioral problems with therapy programs and by batting them around.
- 2.
a similar establishment so obsessed with following State law they never actually make contact with the children, apart from when they’re fed.
- Anarchy
- 1.
the absence of government and, consequently, corruption.
- 2.
something cute to say while shaking the President’s hand.
- 3.
what became of family life the minute people realized men didn’t need to hunt and women were knitting for fun.
- 4.
chimp-rule; Rule of the Monkey; the pecking order without the filter of the justice system; your little dick in a sling when it turns out monkeys don’t get along well without the rule of law, you unwashed free-market bashing anti-intellectual windbag.
- stoned
- 1.
modern usage: to be addled by the sweet caress of hemp.
- 2.
Biblical usage: to be addled by the sweet caress of highly compressed sediment.
- Academia
- 1.
a disease rendering its victim incapable of completing a sentence without the use of several qualifying terms and ass-kissing references.
- 2.
an island just West of High School, due South of Meaningful.
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