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gothic
lifestyle of the bitch and tasteless.
smegma
an aromatic European cheese, most commonly produced in Catholic nations.
micro manager
a manager with an unusually minuscule sexual organ.
more at manager.
child
1. a carbon copy; a wormy apple at the base of the tree; a constant reminder of how little one bothered to do and learn up till this point and now has lost any chance at again.
2. a murderer or drug dealer with a sort of diplomatic immunity from prosecution.
3. a pawn; a shield; an outlet.
mammogram
a vaudevillian revision of the telegram, considered offensive, in which the delivery person wears black face; the last recorded occurrence was a message Ted Danson delivered to Whoopie Goldberg.
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