 
- blood money
-
a vulgar slang expression for hematologically induced capital.
- Styrofoam
- 1.
fast food french fries, unless specially ordered fresh.
- 2.
what becomes of any fast food hamburger in the time it takes to cook up a new batch of fries.
- 3.
what becomes of the mind of any writer who spends four straight years battling his nation’s republic with seethingly poignant literature; thusly, the subject matter to which said writer’s work must sadly turn.
- Democrat
- 1.
an American Communist.
- 2.
one who practices bestiality, witchcraft, and sponsors public pornography; a drug user; alt spelling, Demoncrat.
compare with Republican.
- tired
- 1.
a dangerous deficiency of caffeine in one’s bloodstream.
- 2.
radio; television; the Internet; see also email.
- 3.
movies based on previous films, novels based on previous books, and especially works of non-fiction directly taken from the dust bins and WC magazine racks of history.
- 4.
self-referential comedy.
- 5.
self-deprecation.
- love-letter
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evidence.
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