 
- anti-America
-
that which is against America—Canada and Mexico, specifically.
- cunt
- 1.
the female pudenda, considered obscene.
- 2.
why are you so angry?
more at girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, slut, mother and so on.
- 3.
n, describing a combination female telephonist and motorist.
- 4.
the last remaining word in English that is difficult to say in front of strangers, thus making it an especially potent thing to say to strangers.
- contingency
-
an event that is possible but not guaranteed; an event liable to occur as the result of something else not; e.g. [dual usage], if the copyright lawyer cannot work on contingency to sue those rat-bastards into oblivion, our contingency plan is to simply drive over to their homes at 3 a.m. and extract payment directly from their hides.
- Advent
-
an extended pre-Christmas holiday for the exploitations of family gift milkers and religious nut jobs.
- football
-
podophile sex.
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