 
- check-in time
- 1.
a suggested amount of time spent at the airport, previous to one’s flight, which increases in length according to the consumer’s growing understanding of airport retail markups.
- 2.
the moment in time when one ought to check-in to a facility for help with one’s habits or sanity, eg: “Blibbabooboo, ring ding, gaboingo.”
- white trash
- 1.
an Anglo-Saxon porch nigger.
- 2.
absolutely anyone with a plastic American flag on display.
- master
- 1.
the pretty bauble affixed to the end of a slave’s chain.
compare to slave.
- 2.
one who is the total authority in a given situation; e.g., “The coach sure is the master of the team.”
- lawsuit
-
how those with something to lose settle a dispute.
|
Own the original, The
Unabridged
Devil’s Dictionary
Own the original, The Devil’s Dictionary (thrift edition)
