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- Hell
- 1. a fictitious land in Christian mythology of eternal punishment and torment.
- 2. Los Angeles.
- 3. a place of perpetual certainty; e.g., sure as hell; when hell freezes over.
- 4. Detroit.
- 5. the final destination of all political inroads.
- 6. Sacramento’s Greyhound bus depot.
- video store
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a noble business enterprise built on a long-established bedrock of American laziness, forgetfulness, and consequential tardiness in return.
see also, late fee. - Zzzzzz
- the final sound of “The New York Times.”
- sexagenarian
- what Viagra has turned droves of senior citizens into.
- criticize
- to bolster the resolve of one’s opponent.
