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- curriculum vitae
- the French term for résumé.
- sibling
- 1. an aggressive competitor for unwanted affection.
- 2. an ominous threat to one’s long abandoned family status.
- MBA
- business acronym, Must Be an Asshole.
- Democrat
- 1. an American Communist.
- 2.
one who practices bestiality, witchcraft, and sponsors public pornography; a drug user; alt spelling, Demoncrat.
compare with Republican. - safe ride
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a concept developed by members of MADD and other anger management groups; it is based on the idea that the best possible place for a drunkard that can’t afford a cab is standing on some corner looking out for a fictional one.
more at drunk driver.
