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admiration
harassment.
official
1. fake; meatless; pretense of meaning or status; academic.
2. typed or printed, as opposed to handwritten.
sober
1. sincerely broke.
2. dead.
Chappelle, Dave
the greatest philosopher of the last 1,000 years, masquerading as a harmless skinny black stoner so as to be able to deliver his gospel on two feet instead of two wooden beams.
slut
a woman with an under-developed business sense.
compare to whore.
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