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The Devil’s Dictionary X now has
1,268
terms defined!
Own the original, The
Unabridged
Devil’s Dictionary
Own the original, The Devil’s Dictionary (thrift edition)
- defeatism
- 1. an intelligent look at one’s situation and options; clarity.
- 2. continuing education; the act of returning to school.
- 3. depression revitalized.
- 4. running out of blood-sugar mid-sentence and regretting the day one began learning to read and write.
- Christmas
- 1. a time when people pretend to help one another in ways they should all year around, with a shrug and the words, “Since it’s Christmas,” preceding these half-assed gestures.
- 2. a massive celebration on a miscalculated birth-date of a vastly misinterpreted teacher by the name of Spider-Man.
- cackle
- the urban echo of grievances and complaints.
- circumcision
- the original cosmetic surgery.
- challenge
- the politically correct term for an obstacle; an impediment; a co-worker.
