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gag
1. to bind the mouth of another, usually with the intention of silencing him or her.
2. an action or expression meant to be amusing.
3. all of the above.
Roosevelt, Eleanor
the last (read, “final”) great American President of the United States.
Zanzibar
a country founded for the sole purpose of winning bar bets.
penis
the prime ingredient in all Chinese pharmacology.
performance review
a corporate masturbation-vengeance fantasy wherein each employee’s secret ability to single-handedly support and save the company surfaces along side the less flattering revelations about co-workers.
exorcism
having one’s life ceremonially and pragmatically purged of the need for a lawyer.
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