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The Devil’s Dictionary X now has
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- gag
- 1. to bind the mouth of another, usually with the intention of silencing him or her.
- 2. an action or expression meant to be amusing.
- 3. all of the above.
- Roosevelt, Eleanor
- the last (read, “final”) great American President of the United States.
- Zanzibar
- a country founded for the sole purpose of winning bar bets.
- penis
- the prime ingredient in all Chinese pharmacology.
- performance review
- a corporate masturbation-vengeance fantasy wherein each employee’s secret ability to single-handedly support and save the company surfaces along side the less flattering revelations about co-workers.
- exorcism
- having one’s life ceremonially and pragmatically purged of the need for a lawyer.
