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sun
1. distant heat generating substance fabled to be visible during the so-called, “daytime,” for the displeasure of those who are able to venture outside.
2. skin-cancer on a grid.
3. what you ought to be staring into instead of this screen, loser.
naïve
willing to believe anything; open minded.
IUD
1. a torture device invented to counter the liberation of women from bras.
2. any male sex organ in excess of 11 inches.
3. car keys.
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