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haiku
1. sophistication for the simple.
2. in Japan a form of poetry which is by definition about the seasons and nature; in America any piece of crap seventeen syllables in length.
3. a writing exercise perfectly suited to special education.
traffic school
grade-school caliber finger-shaking, presented sometimes with excruciating comedy.
existentialism
the study of business and economics.
civility
1. to act in a human or humanistic manner; to err.
2. not to lisp while you say, “Oh, pardon me,” day-in and day-out.
fix
to solve a problem with the application of heroin.
compare to quick fix.
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