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check-in time
1. a suggested amount of time spent at the airport, previous to one’s flight, which increases in length according to the consumer’s growing understanding of airport retail markups.
2. the moment in time when one ought to check-in to a facility for help with one’s habits or sanity, eg: “Blibbabooboo, ring ding, gaboingo.”
white trash
1. an Anglo-Saxon porch nigger.
2. absolutely anyone with a plastic American flag on display.
master
1. the pretty bauble affixed to the end of a slave’s chain.
compare to slave.
2. one who is the total authority in a given situation; e.g., “The coach sure is the master of the team.”
lawsuit
how those with something to lose settle a dispute.
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