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stripper
1. a well paid torturess.
2. a girlfriend.
3. nothing in between.
Jackson, Michael
the rather talented but unfortunate combination of Jerry Lee Lewis and Nijinsky.
cretin
1. one underdeveloped mentally and physically, from French and the Latin for Christian.
2. no, seriously.
masculism
a path of hatred and division; the devotion of subjugation and drinking blood of the innocent.
compare with feminism.
photo-journalist
a type of journalist who does most of his reporting photographically; the photo-journalist is distinguished as a higher moral form of the journalist as a photo-journalist wouldn’t stand by and let someone die just to get a story, unless he had his camera out already.
quick fix
a solution to a problem lasting from now until the close of the next shareholders’ meeting.
compare to fix.
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