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rebuke
a siren’s beckoning song.
see also no.
consensus
acquiescence.
Holland
land of all things cute and lovely, from delft blue porcelain and tulips to heroin and double-dutch hooker action; also, the land of blood for diamonds.
drug paraphernalia
1. evil devices, sold exclusively to children, used for hiding marijuana from the teachers and parents that would rightfully send their children to prison for using it; also scales, plastic sandwich bags, ornamental boxes, sunglasses with cases, diaries with secret compartments, toilet paper rolls which have no toilet paper, or anything skull shaped not meant to contain brains.
2. beer cans, but only those which have been altered so as to enable the use of drugs other than alcohol, which is not a drug.
3. smoking accessories which are not used for smoking tobacco, which is neither a harmful nor mood altering substance.
ISP
Inevitable Sucker Punch; Insane Service Premium; Instant Sales Plan; IT Sucks Peckers; Initially Sort-of Performed; It Spams Perpetually; and so on.
rebuff
to make shiny again; to shine.
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