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The Devil’s Dictionary X now has 1,268 terms defined!
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dick-gobbler
a Chinese pharmacologist.
black person
1. one born of innate depravity; an habitual criminal and thief.
2. one born of perfect peace and glory, as well as cultural richness, robbed of everything; the most superior race of human; guiltless.
3. an African (American); one who comes from Africa; e.g., Egyptians, Libyans, Moroccans, Afrikaners, etc.
4. all of the above.
compare with white man.
practice
1. the road to perfection, paved with... something funny.
2. something perfect but not yet…
3. that which has been practiced to within a tolerance…
4. that which is best done, like all filthy and clumsy acts, in private; for a practical demonstration see 1-3 above.
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