 
- free thinker
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one whose thoughts are for sale at discount of tuppence.
- editor
- 1.
one who cannot write; one whose chief form of self-expression is censure.
- 2.
an old lady terrified that inclusion of the words alright, alot, and ain’t in standard English usage guides will somehow make life no longer worth living.
- 3.
a goon with a red pencil and a talent for alliteration.
- 4.
an incompetent writer who has learned the trick to never being criticized for awful writing: put someone else’s name on it.
- artist
-
a philosopher who has taken a moral stand against work.
- shelter
- 1.
caller ID.
- 2.
Americana specified, ages fifteen to twenty five, Jack Daniel’s.
- 3.
a bomb shelter with enough marijuana to last Snoop Dog, Cheech and Chong and that guy from the carpet commercial who says, “I guarantee it,” into the next millennium.
- 4.
an intravenous ready hospital bed next to a six foot hole in the ground marked by a granite nametag alongside either a comfortably realistic life projection, or an utter lie.
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