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bus-ride
1. a new word for “shaggy dog story;” a long, humorless joke.
2. an easily accessed, fast-working, exaggerated dose of depression; informational packets are often available at the Post Office.
vagitarian
one who subsists primarily upon Crassostrea virginica or Crassostrea gigas barbatus.
natural selection
1. a choice that comes naturally; e.g., death before disco.
2. a theory proposed in 1859 by the son of a preacher man; yes he was, he was, oh, yes he was.
more at evolution.
friendly
adj, describing a person in need.
Prozac
1. a mood balancing drug manufactured by the Pfizer company.
2. the third sign of the Apocalypse.
sheep-fucker
1. a native of Colorado.
2. a connoisseur of lanolin.
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