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bride
1. the purchasing power of a dowry.
2. a commodity which loses 80% of its value upon the first night following purchase.
trade
to exchange differing commodities of equal value—as Quantum Physics teaches us, there are no equal values, even at the atomic level, we must conclude that to trade is to cheat.
lottery
a tax on stupidity.
standardized
a level of excellence determined by averages which if represented on a time/percentage graph, would have to appear to be taking us back in time.
tree
a detritus sloughing obstacle to views of the forested horizons.
constitution
one’s health and underlying physical makeup which if abused results in early, often sudden and unexpected, death; see also US Constitution.
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