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Presidential candidate
1. a dish on the Chinese menu of politics; the offerings being one from column A) Pork, or one from column B) Vegetable.
2. a six-stringed marionette, the technical terms for the strings being law lobby, NRA, pharmaceutical money, Tobacco, minority leader kick-backs, and defense contractors.
civility
1. to act in a human or humanistic manner; to err.
2. not to lisp while you say, “Oh, pardon me,” day-in and day-out.
mirror
a telescope with a 1:1 magnification power which shows all the evil in the world when viewed at right angles.
sexagenarian
what Viagra has turned droves of senior citizens into.
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