 
- longing
- 1.
having a lack of appreciation for one’s current environment, however shitty.
- 2.
a sure sign of the ability to distinguish colors, especially shades of green.
- NRA
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a think tank which is employed for constitutional opinion by the Supreme Court.
- America, the United States of
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contradiction—in 50 flavors.
- voracious
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confronted with impending drought or dearth.
- natural selection
- 1.
a choice that comes naturally; e.g., death before disco.
- 2.
a theory proposed in 1859 by the son of a preacher man; yes he was, he was, oh, yes he was.
more at evolution.
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