 
- decaffeinated coffee
- 1.
are you kidding?
- 2.
a tiger without stripes, a lark without song, your mom without a “date” on Saturday night.
see also non-alcoholic beer.
- 3.
I mean, you have got to be kidding.
- 4.
a sucker punch that takes an hour to realize and all day to recover from.
- lie
- 1.
to utter something untrue; as the Master teaches us, lies come in many levels: fib, white lie, lie, out and out lie, damn lie, goddamn lie, and statistics.
- 2.
to speak about one’s career.
- 3.
to speak to one’s lover.
see also data.
- peace
-
the opposite of entropy; a system that exchanges no energy; death.
- whore
-
a woman who barters sexual favor for material gain, as cash, jewelry, a house, a two car garage, etc; a bride.
compare with slut.
- existentialism
-
the study of business and economics.
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