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aphrodisiac
1. sensual subtleties made obsolete by that killer application known as Viagra.
2. rural usage, the unmistakable scent and back-home comfort of raw wool.
3. the sexual allure of black hair styles of the 1970s.
sentimental
linguistics term meaning ornamental.
whoah
an expression, usually as interjection, indicating a strong desire to stop; e.g., “Whoah, majenta!”
worsen
1. to politicize.
2. to actively attempt to fix or improve.
3. to advertise.
see also diversify.
protect
1. to act with the awareness of one’s temporary need for another.
2. a governmental term meaning to frighten into hiding and spending; also, protect and serve, wherein the conclusion to the fright and credit debt is being served with a warrant for one’s arrest.
journalist
1. a writer who writes about sensational occurrences long after they happen and even longer after they are interesting.
2. a writer who uses marketing in lieu of judgement, appetite in place of taste, and style as proxy for skill.
3. an anti-romantic; a naturalist with a day job.
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