 
- transsexual
- 1.
a shell game with underwear where one is never sure what one will find under there.
- 2.
a person whose brain chemistry and genitals did not come in a matched set—putting to rest the notion that there is any such thing as a victimless crime against nature.
- surprise
- 1.
a Frenchman who doesn’t smell of overripe cheese.
- 2.
a Briton with attractive teeth.
- 3.
a graceful American.
- Force, the
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an invisible energy field which surrounds us and binds us to our mothers’ basements and our latex girlfriends.
- Jesus
- 1.
one third of a trinity of deities consisting of the following: Jesus, Mohammed, and Buddha.
- 2.
the most famous Jew in history whose followers have sworn to emulate his life; they begin by swearing off Jewry and killing or persecuting as many Jews as are readily available.
- slick
- 1.
popular word amongst jazz musicians to describe a smooth sound, or musical moment in a song.
- 2.
in reference to these or other wads of snot, waiting to be cleared from one’s breathing passage and flushed down the toilet; e.g., “Boy that Billy Bob Thornton sure is slicker than snot.”
- 3.
adjective commonly used to describe men who will use shameless tactics in winning the attention of females.
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