Devil's Dictionary X(tm) Dailies http://sedition.com/ddx/ Daily definitions from the Devil's Dictionary X(tm) on Sedition.com en-us (c)1998-2009, the editor and authors, all rights reserved Sat, 04 Jul 2009 08:15:56 GMT http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss apv@sedition.com (Ashley Pond V) 101stMonkey v0.5 450 Devil's Dictionary X(tm) http://sedition.com/ddx/img/ddx-rss.png http://sedition.com/ddx/ 144 31 Devil's Dictionary X(tm) subpoena http://sedition.com/ddx/w/1791.html a legal document granting law enforcement agents unfettered access to one’s colon.

]]> job http://sedition.com/ddx/w/325.html 1. a killing performed for money; a hit.

2. a sex act of any kind (blow-job, rim-job, a lube-job, etc).

3. what one pretends to do in the hope others will work.

4. the single most distasteful implication of adulthood.

5. something so repellent to the modern American psyche that it is actively avoided at all costs.
[the single exception to definition 5 is the immigrant, who has no distaste for—or difficulty excelling at—work; ranging from scientific to janitorial.]
more on American significance at lottery.

]]> Scotland http://sedition.com/ddx/w/394.html the land of saints—birthplace of Scotch.

]]> literally http://sedition.com/ddx/w/477.html the sound a human rectum makes when trying to pronounce the word “figuratively.”

]]> apology http://sedition.com/ddx/w/875.html a great lead in for the phrase, “But I only did it because you [fill in the blank].”

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