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abrv, et cetera, Latin for and so on, more; a simple term which one would think the spelling of would lead to a clear pattern of pronunciation in all but the most dim; one would be wrong.
the discipline concerning what is good and what is bad and who is watching.
European Union; Asia’s best economic hope.
€, experimental currency designed to plumb the depths of wealth provided by Socialism.
1. oh, dear… how many bytes does your ISP allow you to download in a day?
2. [literally] administrative, legal, or governmental by trade.
3. neutral; having a natural indifference toward other persons’ affairs; unwilling to gossip for social power.
4. honest and unafraid; upright; carrying no hidden agenda and wishing harm upon no one.
5. for Evil described in brief: grab a mirror, Sport.
6. for Evil described at length, see the Agni Purana, the Quran, the Talmud, the Torah, the Bhagavad Gita, the Book of Kells, the I Ching, the Tao Te Ching, and especially the Bible.
pejorative for unproductive.
a theory with absolutely no proof, excepting billions of fossils, bacteria, finches, tortoises, pigeons, insects—all living creatures in fact—single point mutations, cellular automata, peas, the laws of physics, and common sense; aside from that, evolution doesn’t have a leg to stand on.
compare with intelligent design.
1. a stalker; one who stalks.
2. a man incapable of telling small lies with a straight face.
1. a woman who expects everything about her relationship to a man will stay exactly the same following a sudden and inexplicable discontinuation of all sexual activity with him; a victim.
2. twice annually, birthday and new year’s, the beloved.
to describe in as plain a fashion as an information addict can comprehend.
uncomfortable; frightened.
the study of business and economics.
having one’s life ceremonially and pragmatically purged of the need for a lawyer.
one whom given the choice between a) love it, and b) leave it, chooses c) all of the above.
what one’s spouse will gradually offer more and more often as a replacement for tolerance.
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