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that which best serves the needs of all parties concerned, providing Armageddon is still on schedule for the day’s end.
1. to extinguish
2. to accelerate the delivery of a parcel, provided the recipient is willing to wait by his front door for twenty-four hours out of his day.
1. to offer a position of paid labor.
2. to engage in uncompensated intercourse with a woman; more at slut.
3. to befriend any individual of differing ethnic or social background.
a type of barter; the pinnacle of free-market capitalism where exclusive rights to publish one’s own personal history are offered back for one’s purchase.
extreme programming
1. a style of programming which when given a problem such as 256**3 / ( 3 + 4 ) advocates doing 256 cubed and 3 plus 4 on paper so as to save one’s calculator the hardship of the processor time which would otherwise be required.
2. a type of programming which affords aficionados of S/M the chance to share their personal interests at the office.
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