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expedient
that which best serves the needs of all parties concerned, providing Armageddon is still on schedule for the day’s end.
expedite
1. to extinguish
2. to accelerate the delivery of a parcel, provided the recipient is willing to wait by his front door for twenty-four hours out of his day.
exploit
1. to offer a position of paid labor.
2. to engage in uncompensated intercourse with a woman; more at slut.
3. to befriend any individual of differing ethnic or social background.
extortion
a type of barter; the pinnacle of free-market capitalism where exclusive rights to publish one’s own personal history are offered back for one’s purchase.
extreme programming
1. a style of programming which when given a problem such as 256**3 / ( 3 + 4 ) advocates doing 256 cubed and 3 plus 4 on paper so as to save one’s calculator the hardship of the processor time which would otherwise be required.
2. a type of programming which affords aficionados of S/M the chance to share their personal interests at the office.
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