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fuck
1. to treat as royalty.
2. an evil word used only by sinners bound for Hell.
3. the initial step in motherhood; as in “I fucked your mother.”
fuckwad
1. epithet describing an individual whose friends all have the same haircut and skin tone.
2. the confluence of fluids resulting from sexual intercourse.
funny
1. adj, humorous; that which causes one to laugh.
2. peculiar; see queer.
3. that which lightens one’s mood.
4. a drunken animal.
5. cruelty.
6. the misfortune of another.
7. the unusual death of a stranger.
8. sexism.
9. racism.
10. people without humor.
11. farting.
12. the economic crisis of a foreign country.
13. archaic, harmless jest.
14. Jews and Canadians.
15. in general, one’s aspirations.
16. ideals.
furry
your mother’s cat.
fury
1. the by-product of an unstable lie mixed with a copious measure of trust.
2. the emotion inspired by insult to one’s mother.
futurist
any one of the 16 readers of Bruce Sterling.
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