 
- ga-ga
- 1.
the first and only words out of an infantile cartoon character.
- 2.
how too many women feel about Mickey Rourke.
- gag
- 1.
to bind the mouth of another, usually with the intention of silencing him or her.
- 2.
an action or expression meant to be amusing.
- 3.
all of the above.
- game
- 1.
an activity or competition, mental or physical, engaged in for amusement; popular American games include Chicken, Dr. Closet, Bury the Evidence, Pacify the Spouse, Espionage!®, Bling-Bling Booya-Boo, Off-Shore, Touch the Babysitter, Texas Divorce, and Soul Auctioneers.
- 2.
describing the state of mind of one willing to enter into criminal acts, e.g., “I’m game.”
- gang
- 1.
a small to large sized government body whose jurisdiction covers a couple of street corners and lasts until the police come and lay everybody down or send them scattering in every direction.
- 2.
one of several to hundreds of uncooperative cliques per stagnant city; the cooperation of which any changes in such a city would decidedly depend upon.
- garnish
-
descriptive noun referring to any blond on the stage or screen.
- Gates, Bill
- 1.
an ambitious man whose lack of personality at all times counterbalances his net worth.
- 2.
a successful businessman whose creative achievements carry a lot more zeros than ones.
- 3.
a cheap pair of glasses in front of a masterful criminal mind; a hundred-fifteen pound twit smiling while he shafts you or drives drunk; a poorly endowed buggering geek or jerk-off; every computer programmer’s Daddy.
- gay
- 1.
happy; joyful; more at queer.
- 2.
Hindu cinema; see also Bollywood.
- geld
-
a crucial step in domestication as well as gentrification; also, to fix.
- generalization
-
the ultimate act of promotion; either for a military officer or an idea.
- genius
-
the state of constantly whining about oneself and one’s needs.
see also timeless.
- genocide
-
a cheese sandwich.
- German
- 1.
a breed of European famous for its love of beer.
- 2.
a breed of European famous for its patronage of soccer.
- 3.
the very romantic breed of European famous for its love of cleanliness, efficiency, Crystal Evenings, Lightning Engagements, and, of course, killing Jews.
- Germany
-
the power which has twice plunged the world into war in the last 100 years—ironically now a source of endless advice for how to prevent war; give them time, the century is yet young.
- Gibson, Mel
-
a deeply religious actor and film maker with a pronounced reading disability regarding the 2nd Commandment.
- girl
-
archaic, a brutal epithet for “woman” used to rob respect; considered offensive.
compare with boy.
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