 
- M
- 1.
a “W” very madly in love; a dizzy “W.”
- 2.
a dead “W;” e.g., “President M.”
- Mad Cow Disease
- 1.
evidence toward a shocking revelation that it might not be the best idea to feed an animal its own parents before consuming it.
- 2.
no reason for concern if your country is mystically protected by the Magic Meat Faeries of America; acronym, USDA.
- magazine
- 1.
a periodical publication; all real magazines are published in New York City.
- 2.
the ammunition packet of a firearm.
- magenta
-
in printing, one of the three primary colors.
- magpie
- 1.
a black and white bird.
- 2.
a mulatto with better than average color fastness.
- mail order bride
-
the new indentured servitude—3 years of blowjobs, backrides, and semi-courteous treatment of the groom’s friends buys any pretty Ukrainian or Southeast Asian girl American citizenship with a side of American divorce.
- majenta
- 1.
in printing, a disingenuous shade of red.
- 2.
descriptive n, meaning misspelling.
- 3.
a gazette founded by the Devil.
- 4.
dirty red.
- 5.
a misconstrued love letter.
- male-slut
-
a man with no scruples; a lucky son of a bitch.
- malicious
-
aggressiveness in publicizing facts.
- mammogram
-
a vaudevillian revision of the telegram, considered offensive, in which the delivery person wears black face; the last recorded occurrence was a message Ted Danson delivered to Whoopie Goldberg.
- man
-
a balding monkey.
- manager
- 1.
self-absorbed pish-posh of a man or woman reeking of alcoholic pride and company thievery.
- 2.
a slick back-talker; one paid to turn people against each other.
- 3.
a cheerful and spry seminar hopping advisor constantly chanting something about there being no such thing as a stupid question.
- 4.
one who, lacking all rudimentary skills for completing any type of work, is called upon to direct all types of work for others.
compare with micro manager.
- managing editor
-
one in which we observe the sublime nexus of manager and editor; see manager and editor.
- Manifest Destiny
-
a theory that the property rights resulting of a long term free market struggle can be logically inferred in advance based on the variables x and y where x is how red one is and y is how many Winchesters to which one has access.
see also Eminent Domain.
- marrying man
-
one with the ability to compromise and apologize for compromising in the same instance.
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