 
- nose job
-
the act of sucking another’s nose until the stimulation causes a sneeze.
- nothing
- 1.
that which is of great importance; the heart of existence.
- 2.
what there is to do in Taos, Benicia, and other small towns, any night of any week.
- 3.
what there is to do anywhere in the United States but NYC after 2:30 am.
- 4.
upon death, the punchline.
- NRA
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a think tank which is employed for constitutional opinion by the Supreme Court.
- nuclear bomb
-
the most destructive force created thus far by mankind, excepting journalism.
- nuclear explosion
- 1.
a speedy and fiery dissipation of atomic structure within an unpredictable boundary, initiated often by someone of a relatively nutty disposition.
- 2.
what’s going to happen somewhere near me if one more coffee house guitar chick covers, “And the Wind Cries Mary.”
- nymphomaniac
-
also nympho; a list of women which likely comprises none of the women you would like—from Anna Kournikova to Salma Hayek—and most of the women you wouldn’t—from your mother to your wife.
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