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The Devil’s Dictionary X now has
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- opening
- free Australian wine and crackers made of European chalk at the center of some sort of poorly decorated living room or another.
- oral sex
- 1. a friendly gesture.
- 2. an executive privilege.
- oreo
- derogatory term describing one who is black on the outside and fluffy and creamy on the inside.
- orgasm
- in men, a brief affectation of love; in women, an infrequent but somewhat more durable facsimile.
- original
- unwanted; unnecessary; extraneous.
- original sin
- the bitter and persistent aftertaste of knowledge.
- originality
- well disguised plagiarism.
- Oscar
- a golden bon mot that requires a production company to manufacture, an academy to deliver, a press to laud, a public to validate, and a lifetime to earn.
- ostrich
- a martial art form from the Chinese animal set, practiced frequently by politicians, businessmen and entertainers; the “Hide Head In Sand” technique must be mastered to the point of instinct.
- overcrowded
- 1. any public bus, in any major city, the second it hits Chinatown.
- 2. the New Definitions page of this website.
- ownership
-
an abandoned ship.
compare to friendship.
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