 
- writer
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a Philistine de plume.
- writing
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the result when a fool describes intelligence, a fiend describes grace, or a sodomist describes romance.
- wrong
- 1.
in Western philosophy, precisely one half of right.
- 2.
in Eastern philosophy, what all rights must be repaid with to ensure universal harmony.
- WTO
- 1.
the primary sponsor of international Anarchist rallies.
- 2.
a manufacturer of gas masks which resorts to the most bizarre marketing campaigns imaginable to pump up sales.
- WW I
- 1.
World War I (one); the Great War.
- 2.
a cautionary tale titled, I Don’t Even Know What an Archduke Is —or— What Can Come of Shooting a Single Kraut.
see also WW II and war.
- 3.
The War to End All Wars: Episode I.
- WW II
- 1.
World War II; The Big One; humanity being a bit peckish yet inquired, “Perhaps some dessert is available, say, Korea, Central Africa, Indochina, Afghanistan, Eastern Europe, oh, let’s just go with the sampler.”
- 2.
The War to End All Wars; the human race, being overly sentimental, has dragged the goodbye out a bit.
see also WW I and war.
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