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- Z
- a drunken capital N.
- Zanzibar
- a country founded for the sole purpose of winning bar bets.
- zealous
- 1. foolish; embarrassingly enthusiastic; idiotic.
- 2. polite language for over-zealous.
- zero
- the generation following X.
- zipper
- a covert government backed attempt at population control by involuntary self-castration.
- zodiac
- 12 axioms supporting a grand theory that mankind gets what mankind deserves.
- zoo
- a mall or other multiplex shopping facility, where most of the animals on display are miserable and insane, yet wouldn’t last a day without the assistance of their retail captors.
- zoophilia
- the affection one feels for a president’s daughter.
- zygote
- not the root but the seed of all Evil.
- Zyklon B
- an early attempt by the pharmaceutical industry to manufacture a drug specifically targeted for one segment of the world’s population—it was withdrawn from the market after questions about its safety were aroused by the deaths of some 6 million users.
- Zzzzzz
- the final sound of “The New York Times.”
