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Devil’s Dictionary X™
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inappropriate
[we invite the reader to consult other tomes in this case as it should be obvious by now this lexicographer has no sense of the term.]
menopause
the period in a woman’s life marked by the absence of same.
promise
an abundant commodity in most larders—the buyer is most strongly advised to check the expiry date prior to consumption.
Senator
a member of the highest legislative body, the Senate; famous Senators include Bill Frist, Hillary Rodham Clinton, and Incitatus.
SPG
1. abrv, an Italian term used in Singapore, short for sui pregiate genitali.
2. a transnational satirical definition intelligible to exactly 0.00000000137% of the Earth’s human population and amusing to less than half of those.
tree
a detritus sloughing obstacle to views of the forested horizons.
hope
1. cordial language for desperation; e.g., “He hopes to have his dictionary published any day now.”
2. a thing with “wings” as told by the Bard or with “feathers” as related by the Shut-in; either serves, serving either the diner or the haberdasher.
cretin
1. one underdeveloped mentally and physically, from French and the Latin for Christian.
2. no, seriously.
atrophy
the reward following upon a race well run—win, place, or show.
reunion
synonym, reconstruction; antonym, antebellum.
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