- inappropriate
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[we invite the reader to consult other tomes in this case as it should be obvious by now this lexicographer has no sense of the term.]
- menopause
-
the period in a woman’s life marked by the absence of same.
- tree
-
a detritus sloughing obstacle to views of the forested horizons.
- Senator
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a member of the highest legislative body, the Senate; famous Senators include Bill Frist, Hillary Rodham Clinton, and Incitatus.
- promise
-
an abundant commodity in most larders—the buyer is most strongly advised to check the expiry date prior to consumption.
- SPG
- 1.
abrv, an Italian term used in Singapore, short for sui pregiate genitali.
- 2.
a transnational satirical definition intelligible to exactly 0.00000000137% of the Earth’s human population and amusing to less than half of those.
- hope
- 1.
cordial language for desperation; e.g., “He hopes to have his dictionary published any day now.”
- 2.
a thing with “wings” as told by the Bard or with “feathers” as related by the Shut-in; either serves, serving either the diner or the haberdasher.
- cretin
- 1.
one underdeveloped mentally and physically, from French and the Latin for Christian.
- 2.
no, seriously.
- atrophy
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the reward following upon a race well run—win, place, or show.
- reunion
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synonym, reconstruction; antonym, antebellum.
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