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The Devil's Dictionary X now has
terms defined!
Read the newest.
- Apocalypse, the
- 1. The Big Event; Good Vs. Evil; Don King’s retirement plan.
- 2. a religiously predicted series of events including dramatic appearances by all major cosmic forces, and a final “Judgement Day” which promises either eternal salvation, or infinite damnation, depending on your schedule.
- 3. something you can afford to get all worked up about—as well as purchase bumper stickers relating to—if you’re making enough money to keep a car registered, insured, and running.
