- Scientology
- 1.
a traveling sideshow based out of LA; Quakerism with a computer chip in its ass and a salesman on its breath; secular humanism wed to spiritism by a Catholic priest.
- 2.
the religion of the irreligious; the faith of moviestars.
- 3.
science and the suffix -ology mean approximately the same thing; proof that doubling a word can add to its impact; e.g., dumb-dumb.
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