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1. a targeted collection of lies.
2. elaborate fabrications regarding one’s qualifications for sucking it up; a virtual make-over.
3. an uncomfortable combing of one’s past for any events conveying: “I’m better than you deserve but have such low self-esteem that I’ll never bring it up during salary discussions.”
see also volunteer-work.
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