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The Devil's Dictionary X now has
terms defined!
Read the newest.
- résumé
- 1. a targeted collection of lies.
- 2. elaborate fabrications regarding one’s qualifications for sucking it up; a virtual make-over.
- 3.
an uncomfortable combing of one’s past for any events conveying: “I’m better than you deserve but have such low self-esteem that I’ll never bring it up during salary discussions.”
see also volunteer-work.
