- terrorism
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a fine kind of “how-do-you-do.”
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pushing the time on your spouse’s alarm clock ahead a couple hours.
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elbowing your spouse in the nose while pretending to be asleep.
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putting a carton of milk back in the refrigerator even though you know it’s been on the counter for the better part of 7 hours.
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looking or acting ethnic in an American diner.
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whatever we’re crying to the UN about on a given week.
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dozens of packages at America’s doorstep, marked “c/o CIA/FBI/NSA/etc,” topped with a card, reading: “How about a taste of your own medicine?”
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