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The Devil's Dictionary X now has
terms defined!
Read the newest.
- volunteer-work
- 1. any number of hours of community service most easily afforded and readily bragged about by rich momma’s boys.
- 2. a spot on one’s résumé; also worth bringing up with due false humility in front of chicks.
- 3. a cynical and self-conscious attempt to improve one’s chances of making the state college undergrad to Harvard grad genetic leap.
