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The Devil's Dictionary X now has
terms defined!
Read the newest.
- shelter
- 1. caller ID.
- 2. Americana specified, ages fifteen to twenty five, Jack Daniel’s.
- 3. a bomb shelter with enough marijuana to last Snoop Dog, Cheech and Chong and that guy from the carpet commercial who says, “I guarantee it,” into the next millennium.
- 4. an intravenous ready hospital bed next to a six foot hole in the ground marked by a granite nametag alongside either a comfortably realistic life projection, or an utter lie.
