- editor
- 1.
one who cannot write; one whose chief form of self-expression is censure.
- 2.
a goon with a red pencil and a talent for alliteration.
- 3.
an old lady terrified that inclusion of the words alright, alot, and aint in standard English usage guides will somehow make life no longer worth living.
- 4.
an incompetent writer who has learned the trick to never being criticized for awful writing: put someone elses name on it.
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