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The Devil's Dictionary X now has
terms defined!
Read the newest.
- breast implants
- 1. a cosmetic equalization allowing women to find modeling jobs, secure romantic situations, and self-respect, although no one ever looks them in the eye again.
- 2. a pacemaker for the virile.
- 3. a left-right combination that’s been knocking women back to the boudoir better than any blows a man can deliver.
