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God
1. the divine; the creator of all; the all-knowing; He.
2. in the majuscule, a deity of relatively recent historical invention who cannot be bothered to intervene in human affairs unless they involve foreskin, bulimic whales, hookers, bad weather, or the actual end of the world.
3. the subject of an extremely important three-word essay by Nietzsche.
4. a paradox big enough to fit most of the heads in the world into as well as the rectums they come shrink-wrapped in.
«·goaté · Godwin’s law·»
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