
- Philbin, Regis
- 1.
TV’s formidable enemy to stock-holders in hair-dye, tanning salons, and Viagra.
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one whose taste in women outlines the personality of a castrati that would’ve been gay if his genitalia had made it to puberty.
- 3.
a wit-free yet cheerful freak of upper-class nature which, having been born into money somehow came to assume that he’s capable of... hey wait a minute, what the fuck does this guy do anyway?
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