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Valentine’s Day
1. a Springtime kick in the teeth, and a box of chocolates.
2. a pointless erection two weeks in the making, and a box of chocolates.
3. the hand hovering to jerk the needle from the vinyl in the great romance “musical chairs.”
«·vain · vampire·»
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