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- Valentine’s Day
- 1. a Springtime kick in the teeth, and a box of chocolates.
- 2. a pointless erection two weeks in the making, and a box of chocolates.
- 3. the hand hovering to jerk the needle from the vinyl in the great romance “musical chairs.”
