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alien
1
. an English speaking, standard model human with big ears, an extra butt or extremities; a human.
2
. an
artist
with a
job
.
3
. ET with a
dildo
.
4
. anyone from a
country
poorer than, say, Britain.
5
. a teacher that cares to
teach
.
6
. a
child
without medication.
7
. an
actor
in his own body.
8
. as of the
election
of one 21
st
century
American
President, an
American
in any other
country
.
9
. a musician at home.
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