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The Devil’s Dictionary X now has
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- cunnilingus
- 1. the most common method of contracting tetanus.
- 2. oh God, oh, baby, yes.
- 3. currency; a non-verbal bargain regarding household chores or babysitting.
- 4. a long term commitment.
- 5. OHH, baby—baby, yes, YES!
- 6. a massive collective thought by men and lesbians everywhere: “For cristsakes, just come already.”
- 7. oh yeah, oh God, yeah, yeah-yeah.
- 8. a concept taken from a dated theory in abstract art—that the more strokes you apply, the more likely your chances of hitting a mark.
