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dinner
1. the first meal of the day during which drinking alcohol is considered socially acceptable.
2. the only meal of the day for which intelligent persons will tolerate a social environment; with the expectation that at least 3 out of 7 such meals occur before a lighted television screen and any forays into conversation are wetted with, “I’m trying to watch this.”
see also breakfast and lunch.
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