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long distance relationship
1. an agonizing project of ungodly phone bills and endless lacking.
2. according to a certain wise Mexican cliché translated literally, “for pussies.”
3. a lesson that’ll slap you in the face mercilessly every time you let your guard down until someone either breaks it off or moves to suit the other one’s weather preferences.
«·lonely · longing·»
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