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shelter
1. caller ID.
2. Americana specified, ages fifteen to twenty five, Jack Daniel’s.
3. a bomb shelter with enough marijuana to last Snoop Dog, Cheech and Chong and that guy from the carpet commercial who says, “I guarantee it,” into the next millennium.
4. an intravenous ready hospital bed next to a six foot hole in the ground marked by a granite nametag alongside either a comfortably realistic life projection, or an utter lie.
«·sheep-fucker · shiner·»
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