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The Devil’s Dictionary X now has
1,268
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- suicide
- 1. oh, where to begin.
- 2. the taking of one’s own life, considered a crime against God and man.
- 3. the ending of one’s own suffering, also considered a crime against God and man, presumably because of each’s love of pain and love of company, respectively.
- 4. the all-purpose one-size-fits-all fail-safe guaranteed-100% solution to any problem life has ever thrown.
- 5. a healthy alternative to socializing.
«·sucker punch · suicide note·»
