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terrorism
1. a fine kind of “how-do-you-do.”
2. putting a carton of milk back in the refrigerator even though you know it’s been on the counter for the better part of 7 hours.
3. whatever we’re crying to the UN about on a given week.
4. pushing the time on your spouse’s alarm clock ahead a couple hours.
5. elbowing your spouse in the nose while pretending to be asleep.
6. looking or acting ethnic in an American diner.
7. dozens of packages at America’s doorstep, marked “c/o CIA/FBI/NSA/etc,” topped with a card, reading: “How about a taste of your own medicine?”
«·tenacious · terrorist·»
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