 
- woman
- 1.
research indicates it is impossible for an almost exclusively white male staff to define this word in its most commonly used form, therefore we provide nothing as the first definition.
- 2.
it’s been, really, very clearly implied that we shan’t either provide a second or third definition for reasons a bit more difficult to explain.
- 3.
read two more carefully.
- 4.
a female; possessing the power to carry and bring life; the very essence of life.
- 5.
one that inspires fascination and adoration in a man (and about 6 out of 10 women); the very essence of beauty; a focus of worship, especially in art.
- 6.
oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
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