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woman
1. research indicates it is impossible for an almost exclusively white male staff to define this word in its most commonly used form, therefore we provide nothing as the first definition.
2. it’s been, really, very clearly implied that we shan’t either provide a second or third definition for reasons a bit more difficult to explain.
3. read two more carefully.
4. a female; possessing the power to carry and bring life; the very essence of life.
5. one that inspires fascination and adoration in a man (and about 6 out of 10 women); the very essence of beauty; a focus of worship, especially in art.
6. oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
«·WOB · womb·»
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