Bastard Speaks

by Fat Bastard, Barnaby Fell


i was thinking it might be cool to have some oh my god the email lines i've written look like a carousel. or how do you spell that. one of those things where one row goes in one direction and the other the other -- each line a row etc.

anyway, if you've got an idea on how i could get an email address for this xtreme mag tell me cause i just can't fucking find anything but some race car mag by the same name.

if you tell me i sent "trip planning" to a race car mag i'll take a shit online for you.


Vacation in TJ

The Willful Son

The Logbook

Totem Pole

"The Trial"

majenta Rejecta

FLIPsides

BatNeil

The Scythian Shot

One Saturday...

Ms Lonelyhearts

Reactionary Fungi


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