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"Simply the best links' page online!"
-your Mother

• Jesus Dress up! because the internet really had no purpose at all until this page was created.
• The Onion because it's funny.
• The Drudge Report because it has terrific news links and though he's a weasel Mr. Drudge wears a great hat. We at majenta think people should wear more hats.
• Mullets Galore because we at majenta think people should wear more hats especially if they have mullets.

Free Smut

• Smut
• Smutter
• Smuttest
• The Devil
• The AntiChrist
• Teen Sluts
• Roll that Fat Bitch in Flour
• Nothing but- Pussy, Pussy, Pussy!
• Hardcore Gay Triple X Action

Educational

• Learn to be a doctor! Virtual Autopsy (no kidding).
• The CIA... For Kids!
• Learn to be a better writer than Ashley
• Call me a fuckin' liar, will you?
• Go to Mars! Sure they're crackpots but they're our kind of crackpots.

• "The Fountainhead" starring Skull Force as Howard Roark.
• Stick Figure Death Theater.
• Uberhaus.

Neil's favorite non-porn site!

• Doodie everyday.

Weird Fun

• Reuter's Weird News
• Ali's Weird Zone
• Death Clock
• Darwin Awards
• Ugly people rule!
• Madame Predicts (digital gypsy)

Cool Stuff!

• Read some movie scripts at Drew's Script-o-Rama
• Make America better by taking a bite out of crime! Arrest yourself.
• Translate to and from German and romance langauges
• Translate to Jive, Home-toast
• Fantastic movie database
• Find plain old books at Amazon.com
• Find really interesting books at Amazon.com
• What do you mean you don't know the words to "Smells Like Teen Spirit?" Find rock lyrics here!