Praise for

"...this substance "Majenta" is a medical discovery of significance equal to leeching."

-Medieval Christian Science Monitor

"It made me feel quite spry, and very dandy as well."

-unsolicited, anonymous

"...I walked through the glorious bloom of spring-time with my ageing grandmother... (I) was alarmed to learn that the publishing magnate Ms. Pond had set fire to her own home."

-Lord Fauntleroy

"...a smutty little piece of trash."

-Dirty Bird Press

"One thing I will say for them: they manage their assets in a way that makes it extremely impractical to bring suit."

-Bob Guccioni Jr.

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-Fat Patriarch's Clearing House

"Reading this magazine is exactly like watching a one-dog dogfight."

-Kirkus Reviews

"Why weren't the cops called?"

-Lord Byron