cover UNM Grade Scale
Here's a little guide for interpretation of your grades at the old Universidad de Nada Mas

remember: if it wasn't true we couldn't print it

A+ You kiss ass and have no social life; people hate you.
A You're sleeping with a very hard up professor.
A- You're a good person who studies hard and gets all the breaks.
B+ You're a returning student who is finally serious about school. If it weren't for your kids keeping you so busy you'd get "A"s for sure. You bore other students in class with your talk about insurance, day care, and what you went through to get back into school.
B Above average. Congratulations!!!
B- You're a writer for majenta.
C+ You're a writer for "NuCity" (or "The Stranger," "BAM," or "The Rocket").
C Right down the middle on this plane of existence, neither good nor bad; luke warm. eg: You = John Doe. You're Vice Presidential timbre; perfect ornamentation for people with ambition or intelligence.
C- Smart enough to pass. Pass for trying, for human, for government work... you get the idea where you're headed.
D+ You play ball. The plus was a pleasant surprise.
D You're a theater major (as well as a member of the SCA) and this grade does seem to pop up when you take classes out of your department.
D- You got the measles during closed week, right when your dream girl dropped you over the phone, they quarantined you at the Health Center during finals, you wrecked your car, you fucked up a suicide attempt, and though you didn't make up your Incomplete, a hearty round of begging got you this grade, and I'm sorry, okay, it wasn't my fault the old vaccines weren't worth shit and I didn't do anything to deserve the way she treated me.
F Fraternity. Drop out, get married, come back in ten years, see "B+" for a little prediction.

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