»Published works include music review, art review, game review, short story, advertising copy, and essay; Taos Magazine, Taos News: Tempo, Amazon.com, Kuk-Je Chronicle, and majenta.

»Technical writing including the internal documentation for more than 100 Amazon.com customer service tools. Online technical writing includes Developing Featherweight Web Services with JavaScript.

»Everything from phone book ads and published textbooks to complete websites and online ads with tens of millions of impressions.

»Visual arts skills include drafting, sketching, acrylics, and watercolor.

»Catalyst and DBIx::Class web applications. Maintaining and extending legacy applications. Payment processing via XML webservices.

»Social networking and personal data wallet application.

»Ajax + Perl with POE and jQuery.

»Software development for automated testing, bug and trouble ticket fixes in Perl, JavaScript, and CSS.

»JavaScript parsing for XML driven website tests.

»Integration of text data sources with Oracle driven reports, object oriented modules, extensive developer documentation.

»Object oriented polling modules, reports, and pie graph generator.

»General work with Mason, Postgres, debugging legacy code, and data maintenance.

»Wrote dozens of CGIs ranging from LDAP based personnel forms to parsing and presentation of metrics and graphs.

»Received the only company award given: the “Just Do It” award in 1999; nominated 3 times.

»Was the recorded telephone voice of Customer Service (favorably mentioned in the The Wall Street Journal).

»Executed approximately 1,000 production images for IMDb and Amazon.com’s websites. Samples; hundreds of millions of impressions.

»Annual advertising revenue doubled, from $3 to $6 million, in my tenure at the same time overall online ad revenue was dropping.

»Introduced new ad formats and scripting techniques to IMDb.

»Designed template for mass emails to millions of Amazon.com customers.

»Created online forms for Human Resources (time off form, employee reviews, et cetera).

»Wrote tools for processing résumé submissions.

»Oversaw full revamp of Amazon.com’s online job site.

»Designed and built in-house system which saved company $250,000 previously budgeted to buy comparable software and support. Personally installed system in 4 countries (US, UK, DE, NL).

»Responsible for content and daily builds of 2,500 web pages; assisted in maintenance of more than 20,000 pages.

»Initiated first internal audit of gift certificates.

»Wrote department reports on quality trends.

»Maintained technical documents of 200 Unix shell-based tools.

»Trained and assisted several hundred CS reps.

»Retained hundreds of endangered accounts including one, against company policy, worth over $100,000.

»Provided support and technical help for other departments off the clock and volunteered to work all overtime and holidays.

»Was focal resource on all points for an entire shift and became the most accessible technical resource for entire department (900 employees).

»Garnered 350 pieces of positive personal feedback from customers and other employees.

»Teaching English students ages 6-60 at all levels of fluency.

»Given annual invitation-only position twice to teach all local grade school teachers (200 of them) English and English teaching techniques.

»Wrote two annual English school plays for young students.

»Was commissioned to organize all my lessons plans into a format to serve as school curricula (for 14 teachers and over 350 students).

»Planned and taught up to 52 classes a week.

»Additionally: taught private English lessons in Milan, Italy in 1996 and California in 1992.

»Micro-publisher of an elektrum press online, “majenta” and the “Devil’s Dictionary X™.”

»Produced 30+ short run publications, each of which were placed in local bookstores and coffee shops and sold out quickly.

»Sponsored public readings.

»Solicited and worked with over 40 authors (including John Nichols) and artists.

»Did typesetting, layout, editorial content, and production of all publications.

»Minor in Art History.

»Received Lena M Todd Award for Excellence in Fiction for thesis “Karma Come Lately.”

»Variety of additional coursework from Business Management and Icelandic Literature to Astrophysics and Architecture.

»Spent 2 years total as an expatriate. Worked in 5 countries.

»Visited or resided in 13 countries on 3 continents: Korea, Italy, Thailand, Germany, Singapore, England, Netherlands, France, Austria, Spain, Macau, China (Hong Kong), Switzerland, and Mexico.

»Minor language skills in Italian, Spanish, French, Portuguese, and Korean, in descending order of ability.

»Black belt, Tae Kwon Do. Some experience with other styles and techniques from Aikido to Arnis.

»Clean creek side of trash and invasive species like ivy and knot-weed. Monitor creek health through fish and bird counts. Gather sample invertebrates for water quality study. Plant native species like ferns, salmon berry, and Indian plum. Thornton and Willow creeks.